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my hubbys extrovert cousins are here
they hate me
i am boring, teetotaller
and they are fun loving drinking yaks
so they planned a weekend outing
and im expecting some name calling, teasing during it

please suggest something

Pepper spray?
Marry an additional husband and spend that weekend with him?
Electric Yak collars?
An electric bug zapper and three thousand flies so they'll stay "entertained" all weekend?
"Date-rape" Horse tranquilizer in their first drink. (repeat every six to eight hours or as needed until Monday AM)
A tiger pit (with real tigers!) and a beer on a bungee cord hanging over the middle?
Super Glue lip balm?
Instead of a "Talk Stick" use a "Shut up Bat?"
Get a Rottweiler named "Sic'em!"?
Napalm Barbeque briquettes?
Gay Pride sleep-over? (nobody can out 'extro' these guys!)
Walk with your legs like a Nazi til you've kicked them all in the fork.
Hire some burly house movers to show up with really big blankets?