Wanted: Socially inept..

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.. weirdos, living in or around DC - Baltimore Metropolitan area.

Social anxiety and multiple personality disorders a plus, sanity not required. Age must be 21 or older.

Mission: Meet up on weekends, infiltrate social areas commonly swarming with NTs. Engage strangers in random conversation. Sobriety is optional. Must have sense of humor. I can be designated driver if necessary.

Job starts ASAP.

Salary: None, in fact you'll probably lose money.

Fax resume to my PM box if interested.

If only I was about 3,000 miles closer to DC, over 18, and had a sense of humor, then I would have loved to go.

Sounds good to me. Might start one here in CA.