Comet's Nine Lives

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OMFG. Awesome, awesome, awesome book:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/039922 ... e&n=283155

PMSL laughing at this book with my mom. IT'S SICK!! ! AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A KID'S BOOK!! !

Basically, the cat dies eight times in the book. I read part of it with Prozac in my lap. He ran away (I think because I was laughing so hard).

I'm not much of a cat person, but that is AWFUL!

Amazon has tons of hilarious, strange, and all-too-real books. I direct you to the Extreme Teen Bible.

Christianity, Inc. headquarters
Ad exec 1: These latest survey results say we aren't connecting with today's youth.
Ad exec 3: Brilliant!
Ad exec 1: No, that's bad. Very bad.
Ad exec 2: Maybe the Bible needs more Xbox references.
Ad exec 1: No, this calls for drastic measures. Teens don't want a closer relationship with God. They want a more... extreme relationship with God. Check this shizzle: a whole new Bible just for teens, with hip teen-friendly language.
Ad exec 3: Brilliant!

Weeks later:
Photoshop drone: How's this cover look?
Ad exec 1: It's not extreme enough. Give me more extreme purple!