'Pea Soup'

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Pea soup!
A mass of awful drudge!
Pea soup!
It bites back with a grudge!
Pea soup!
I can't say what it tastes like
Pea soup!
I can't say what it looks like
Pea soup!
Don't wanna know what's in it!
Pea soup!
The very sight is fright'nin!
Pea soup!
Should be struck down by light'nin'
Pea soup!
It's awfully hard to swallow
Pea Soup!
You don't know what'll follow
Pea soup!
It's made from human flesh!
Pea soup!
They never serve it fresh!
Pea soup!
One-way ticket to Hell!
Pea soup!
Ringin' Heaven's doorbell
Pea soup!
That awesome source of drama!
Pea soup!
It causes mortal trauma!
Pea Soup!
Wherever did it come from?
Pea soup!
It makes you need a tum-tum!
Pea soup!
Gives your stomach a toss!
Pea soup!
Avoid it at all costs!

I have an aversion to peas and other pea-like foods. In fact just thinking about them right now is making me gag a little.

After reading that much about it
Pea soup!
I feel and urge to go to the bathroom
Pea Soup!
So I can pee soup

And for some reason I looked at the bottom of the page and the advertising is so content sensitive(or, more correctly, insensitive), they are two links to sites with pea soup recipies. ROFLMAO.