A small boy get's home from school and goes straight to see him mum.
"Mummy, mummy look what I got! 2 chairs and a sofa" he say's all excited
His mum looks worried and says "where did you get them from?!"
"A man in the park gave them to me!" exclaims the excited child.
His mothers face turns red with anger, she clips him round the ear and replies
"What have I told you about accepting suites from strangers?!"
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