I solved the puzzle of getting this onto my computer. It took me half a day, which EMI owes me. The computer disk drive would not recognise the disc at all, so the numerous FAQs and guides on the net didn't help me as they all assumed that it would be recognised. It is lucky that I have a PS3, as only that was able to read the disc and bypass the copy protection. Using the PS3 I converted all the files to 320kbps AAC, then used a flash drive to take the files back to my computer. I had to manually tag each and every file then downconvert them to 256kbps VBR which on my iPod is the standard quality I have my files at. Then finally I could add them to my media library.
If this hadn't worked I would've gone onto bittorrent and pirated them all. Yes, EMI's ridiculous copy protection would've made a music pirate out of me.