I talked to the guy who ran the place, and it turned out he was a big badger.
"Whaddaya want?" he said.
"Where am I", I replied.
"You're in Badger Haven. Lots of people my kind come here."
"You mean, life size badgers like you?"
"Yeah, like me."
"Um, ok....where's the restroom?"
"We don't have a restroom....."
"Oh man, you are sick....."
"Well what's a badger to do? We're animals right?"
"Yeah, but if you don't get a bathroom this place is going to smell....."
"Then get outta here!"
So I walked out. That's it. Strange tale huh?
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