Things To Do On A Metro Mobility Bus

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= Refuse to wear your seat belt. If the driver asks you why, complain to him that none of the seat belts are working.

= Play with the fire extinguisher.

= Open up the first aid kit and dump its contents all over the floor.

= Swear at the driver.

= If it's hot outside, tell the driver to crank up the heat; if it's cold outside, tell the driver to crank up the A/C.

= Throw miscellaneous objects out of the window.

= Make siren and/or farting noises at the top of your lungs.

= If the driver asks you where you want to go, tell him to "take you to jail."

= Pretend like you're going to throw up.


Do you have any other ideas of things to do on a Metro Mobility bus?? Feel free to post them here... The funnier and stranger, the better!!

Have a mental break down yelling "their are spider everywhere" point to people
"there on you and you" Then look at yourself and give a blood curdling scream
"their on me" rip your clothes off and stomp on them. Then run to the door and
say "let me out of this hell Satan"

what is a metro mobility bus?

Those are good! Can I use some of them?
My favorite is open the window and start screaming they're "Help! They're kidnapping me!" then pretend to faint.

Drive a Remote-Controlled Routemaster up and down the Foot Asile, with a tag attatched that reads, "Real Buses look like Me!"

We used to do this to annoy the school bus driver: place an apple on the floor! The apple will roll around as the bus is started, stopped and turned. Because an apple is not perfectly round it bumps around as it rolls!

Sounds like one of these:



Every area has a different name for them. That's a Metro Plus bus from eastern PA. NYC calls theirs Access-A-Ride. I don't believe my area has a name for theirs, though.

nj calls theirs accesslink in the logo one of the c's is the international wheelchair symbol (part of nj transit) also private companies and hospitals and senior care centers use these for the adult day care programs.

nothing bad about them really they are nice (if your skinny) i once had a ride in one from horizon senior care once. thanks to my school bus driver, his girlfriend worked as a driver for horizon and since i was only student on his school bus and his girlfriend was crossing paths with my driver. (i think its against the law) parked his school bus behind a 7-11 and we both got on his girlfriend's bus and continued ride to technical school.

it was a big shock to the technical school principal and anyone who seen that big thing pulling in. the health and childcare teacher said, WHAT!?!? THE SENIOR CITIZIONS ARENT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE UNTIL LATER THIS WEEK!

it was much relieved when they seen only me come out.



cockneyrebel, that sounds much like you, lol driving a remote controlled routie on the bus.

oooo heres another idea what to do on a city bus or even a school bus, SING the wheels on the bus song. i did this alot in middle school and once in high school(was just being goofy)

warning: it may come back at you later!!

about 3 days before graduating it did just that, the day of final exams i got on bus to go to high school and EVERYONE (wont be surprized if even the demented bus driver) started singing

when i did sing, i mostly sang a random oldies song

An empty plastic drinks bottle also works quite well.

Even better on the top deck of a double-decker bus, because it will inevitably manage to roll to a point where the next corner will send it crashing down the stairs.