Starship WrongPlanet Episode 5/24/05' continued!

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We are currently hosting the captain of the
Emoticon's vessel. Irronicly the captain
was very similar to us if you look past
his strange outfit. The bustily female
has caused strange reactions to our
crew. A kind of primitive competitiveness
that apparently these emotioncon's
must go through.

Though emotioncon's were properly wired
for such a challenge of emotions, our crew
is not. There has been internal riverally
for her affection, or I may have mis-interpreted
that words meaning.

The ships doctor seems to have conflict
the emotioncon's doctor, and the captain
of our vessel is currenly drowling on himself
as the bustily female species of the emotion
con's is being given a tour.

Our engineer is getting overly jealous
of the finer engine depth of the other
vessel. The data swapping seems to
be going ok! But I am concerned about
this emotional riveraly that seems to be
brewing.

Hummm! Ummmm! Hummmm!
Dammit Ghosthunter? Why are you
immune to these emotions? Lt.Elfman
is assisting me, and he is too HFA-vulcan
too! I currently having to sickbay
1/2 the crew for over-emotional
stimulous counceling since these emoticon's
are on are ship.

And The story continues......

Fascninating? Doctor!
"Is that all you can say"

Oh! Yeah! Ghosthunter out!

Deinonychus
Joined: Apr 22, 2005
Posts: 367
Location: Right behind you with an M112 Assault Rifle
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 6:46 am    
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Captain, Why can we nay have these engines? They
are much better than our wee diddy things.

Or at least can I attempt to steal the plans for these
engines?

I canne stand it. 1 wrong move and we could be toast.
And we canne out run them with these engines.

*takes the power controls on the emoticon engines
offline*

Well, we can ooout run them noooooo, but I dinna think
that they will be held off for too long.

*Wanders off to work on the fighters in the shuttlebay*

Ach, even their fighters are better than ooours, although
it looooks like we may have the better pilots, ye nooo?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:13 am    
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yes, yes...welcome to wrongplanet and such,
I am here now, as a point of interest when stumbling
(and that is quite literal...) upon this website...I am in
high school, my last year, which ends in four short
weeks, fortunately. Give me a buzz, lemme know who
you are, and, of course, 3'/3 |-|0|*3 _|00 |_1|<3 7|-|3
|3|_||\||\|135 45 |\/||_|(|-| 45 3'/3 |)0... heh...yes...teh
bunnies...the only safe place for me...

We are orbiting parts of the area
described by the emoticon's called the Bay Area.
It is been scanned and we high concentrations
of pollution. The captain of the Emotioncon
vessel is with me on the bridge so we can
avoid future misunderstandings, and work
on our translators for them, thanks to
Lt.Sophist. Lt.Commander and Chief of
security is here too so their is some sense
of unity. We recieve a strange sound
on our communications system as we
observe this planet WetO'Dream.

Bzzzzzz! Hummm-Ummm-Hummmm

Fascinating? Hmmm?
My sensors detect a "Welcome
to Wrong Planet" scan to be
appropriate. (no communication
officer yet!) I would suggest
to the communications officer
to scan all known languages for
a reply????????.

Mr.Ghosthunter, All hailing Welcome
to Wrong Planet sent!

Mr.Ghosthunter, we are getting a
undecipherable response, I will
play it back to you!

"bah!
you don't even know!
stop looking at me like that!
god! it burns!
heh heh...
think of me as a twisted person, if even that...
with very dark feelings towards...everything,
when i wish to. maybe its some sort of MPD,
or just the demons living inside of me, crushing
all goodness and innocence left over from my
younger days. after all...the mind is the first thing
to go, is it not? "

Deinonychus
Joined: Dec 17, 2004
Posts: 349
Location: Australia
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:02 am    
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I wont be able to reply to this for a few
days until I stop laughing so hard.
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Deinonychus
Joined: Dec 17, 2004
Posts: 349
Location: Australia
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:04 am    
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No...I mean...yes SIR...right away Sir...
dispatching research teams SIR!

ElfMan
Dx'd HFA

"My guess...and I can probably speak for
myself..."

Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 815
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 3:36 am    
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Very Good Lt.Elfman. May I suggest
you, Lt.Com Praxis and Commander
Civet work out the landing party
and remember the translators are
working better thanks to Lt.Sophist,
or this message would not have been
as clear, BUT there is still danger
down there.

Hummm!-Ummm!-Hmmmm!

Doctor Sarcastic_Name how are the
patients in your sickbay and
who is up to a special mission?

"Your insensitive", Mr.Ghosthunter!

Hmmmm? What do you mean?

"You didn't mention hows the captain?"

Hmmmm? Fascinating? I think you
would of mentioned it if he was ok!
Sorry doctor, How is the captain?

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Posts: 1188
Location: yorks
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:16 am    
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Captain Duncvis reporting - contrary to
what you may have heard I am not delusional.
I have been struggling with a flock of badly
behaved penguins at the bridge. I have every
confidence in Lt. ElmFan and his team's ability
to get to the bottom of the situation. Carry
on Science Officer Ghosthunter (while we can still
breathe for laughing)
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friend too, we share the same views
and hardly ever argue, eat Spam from
the can, watch late night C-SPAN,
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 5:04 am    
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Quote:
Current Role Call as of 5/15/05':

Captain Dunctvis
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger
Admiral Alex
And introducing Lucky Bunny
as our first strange alien creature!


E-Gads! It appears that I have been canned
/cut from this seasons' episodes! Perhaps I
was never part of the crew (which makes me
the delusional castmember!)

Oh well, C'est La Vie time to find another gig.

(stating this, Monastic opens her coat to
reveal a mandolin case. Monastic gingerly
pulls a mandolin from the case and begins
to vigorusly strum the Star Wars theme
after laying the case open for any spare
change that might be thrown her way
from the passers-by. All this done in front of
the Starship WrongPlanet studio where the
new season is being taped.

Pileated woodpecker
Joined: May 06, 2005
Posts: 178
Location: Cleveland, OH, USA
(sorry our prez is such a lousy guy)
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 5:07 am    
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::Walks by monastic and tosses a
susan b anthony in the case::

Maybe we need a Star Wars WP?
Episode 3.5?

I'll be Mr. Organa.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 5:10 am    
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Can't believe its taken me this long to get
your signature...
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"Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too,
we share the same views and hardly ever argue,
eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-SPAN,
and rock out to old school Duran Duran"
- BHG, 'All Your Friends Are Make-believe'

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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 5:30 am    
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Quote:
::Walks by monastic and tosses a susan
b anthony in the case::


Monastic nods and says, "Thankya Brother"

She begins to wonder when they will begin
work on the much anticipated Star Wars WP-
Episode 3.5? "Perhaps I should put in my
resume?" she mumbles to herself....."I think
I will try for the role of Jar-Jar Binks as that
seemed to be a much loved character" she
says to herself, completely oblivious to the
majority of moviegoers.

Phoenix
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Posts: 815
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:48 am    
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Captain Dunctvis? The Emoticon
Captain is asking to speak to you.

Hummm! Ummm! Hummmm!
Doctor Sarcastic_Name? Where
is Lt. Elfman? Lt. Commander Pryaxis
Commander Civet?

And no Monastic you are still ships
ambassador. I cut and pasted the
the wrong roster sheet.

Commander Civet? Aren't you,
Lt.Elfman and Lt.Commander
Pyraxis suppose to be setting
up your search party team?

Hmmm? how "Executive Dysfunctional"
can you folks be, Hmmm?
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter out.

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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:00 am    
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Interesting Mr Ghosthunter!

Apparently the Emoticons wish to entertain
us, and are quite friendly! I suggest we
allow Lt. Sophist to handle this situation from
here.