an amrzng stry
25th December: It was a not nice day and batman looked out the window and saw that it was not a nice day and said "Oh poop, it's not a nice day". Batman went to tha batcave and said to throbin "it's not a nice day" and robin said "oh poop". They got in their butmobil and drove into the sunset.
Later that day batman and throbin came back from the sunset and drove back homo in the butmobil so they could molester Alfred. It turns out its was a trap and the jokker was waiting for them. The jokker said "What tell jokes and lays eggs?". Batman said "TANGERINE!" and puchs jokker in the BALLS. tHEN ridderer cums and says "My first is in cup but not in face" and throws a duck at throbin but he doges out of the way and rideres dies and batman says riddle me this and everyone laughs.
TO BE CONTINUED