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Why do you like the UFP?

Because it has free pie.	47%	[ 8 ]
No damage to the enivronments of the different planets.	18%	[ 3 ]
Free health care.	6%	[ 1 ]
No one is shunned because of the way they are.	18%	[ 3 ]
People can practice, or not practice a religion if they want.	0%	[ 0 ]
Everyone has close to the same income.	12%	[ 2 ]

Total votes : 17

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24 May 2007, 8:29 am

Pie? Pie! We love pie! Thanks for such wonderful pie!

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Santa_Claus
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24 May 2007, 2:59 pm

*visits the UFP*

ahayes
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24 May 2007, 3:28 pm

*bombs UFP with strange matter*

yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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24 May 2007, 5:24 pm

Wot did ya do that for?!

We 'ave done nothin to ya!

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24 May 2007, 6:56 pm

I, the officers and crew of WhiteStar 81 run down Ahayes board his ship and without killing or maiming anyone nonetheless teach him and crew about the sanctity of pie and warn sternly never to pull a stunt like that again. We call for a Minbari cruiser to stand by in hyperspace.

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ahayes
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24 May 2007, 7:03 pm

nutbag wrote:

You can't find my ship... I'm cloaked baby. And I can fire while cloaked and I have full warp. Plus I use a time dilation field to make tracking by weapons-fire impossible. And my cloaking technology is several generations advanced. (the most advanced in the universe, undetectable unless you know the methods used by our ships transponders)

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24 May 2007, 11:14 pm

My ship uses Vorlon technology. Too bad. Ahayes (as he is now) is but a hologram. Good hologram too - convinced that he still lives. Sorry, and pathetic actually.

We have more pie in sad celebration.

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ahayes
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24 May 2007, 11:57 pm

nutbag wrote:

To make a hologram of me you would first have aquire the necessary data and my magical properties prevent such activity unless I conciously choose to enter a state that enables special Celcian-built holoreaders to incorporate my image and non-magical neurostructure.

So even if you managed to aquire such a holoreader I would have to allow you to use it on my own free will.

The hologram you must have can only be a forgery.

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25 May 2007, 6:22 pm

*creates the first chapter of the Adeptus Astartes that the UFP has*

W00t. There gene-seed is free of mutations and there are no missing parts of it!

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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25 May 2007, 10:56 pm

B
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M
P.

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