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18 Dec 2017, 2:05 am

Kiki1256 wrote:

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Green Hay ~ A group of farmers who play together when they're not working on the farm
New Found Weed ~ A band that just started getting high so they could write better songs but their songs s#ck worse than before
Panic At The Choir ~ Plays offensive church music
Unsimple Plan ~ A band with crazy plans to make it big that are too complicated to work
The Hicks Five ~ A 5 member bluegrass group
Twisted Penis ~ The lead singer sounds like a girl because he was injured by an angry exfan
Fart The Moon ~ One of the members has chronic flatulence

I literally laughed at Fart the Moon :lol:

I would love to hear something like that :lol:

I'll list another one
No Direction ~ They've been doing the exact same stuff for the last 20 years cuz they have no goals, ambition or dreams & don't really care about their music at all

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18 Dec 2017, 2:20 am

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Earth, Wind, and Fire Sirens--Loud, blaring siren-like background sounds and voices like they're shouting!

Actually this could be a cool name for an extremely cool R+B act (but it would hafta be an all girl group- sumpin like Destiny"s Child, or En Vogue) because the word "Siren" originally had another meaning in Greek mythology.

Okay, Density's Child. :lol:

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18 Dec 2017, 12:29 pm

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18 Dec 2017, 7:28 pm

The Rolling Bones - Yep. It's the Stones, except they've been dead for years and this is what's left.
Stone Temple Bus Drivers - The remaining members of STP have been grounded.
Eight Inch Nails - NiN minus Trent Reznor.
Jello Maiden - the world's first spineless version of Iron Maiden.
System Of An Up - A happy, go lucky, Nickelodeon version of SOAD.
The Beetles - The world's first vegan Beatles tribute band.
The Gone-Gone's - What's left of the Go-Go's.
Alice Un Chained - Alice, free from the clutches of the Red Queen, has formed her own grunge band.

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21 Dec 2017, 10:19 am

Johnny Debit Card

Billy Idle

Lady Great Depression

(the younger sister group to "Lady Antebellum")

Giggledeath

(they meant to up the ante on "Megadeath" by calling themselves "Gigadeath", but the record label misspelled their name)

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22 Dec 2017, 12:47 pm

Stashing Pumpkins—they hoard pumpkins and hide them in their bedrooms

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07 Jan 2018, 3:51 pm

Giving Alexandria His Chocolate (Asking Alexandria, it's a metalcore band).

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07 Jan 2018, 6:12 pm

Old British HM bands

Dead Zeppelin
White Sabbath
Shallow Mauve

Steam Powered Hen (for the possibly 3 people on the site that remember Atomic Rooster)

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07 Jan 2018, 6:19 pm

The Gandhi Warhols = cover band from the Indian Subcontinent

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07 Jan 2018, 6:33 pm

Hope this old one works in America
Q: What do you call a Trance DJ who has fallen on hard times and works in a cloakroom in a club?
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07 Jan 2018, 6:42 pm

The Handy Warhols, they come round in a van and do your household repairs in a uniquely deriviative yet highly original, wry, postmodern and self deluded way.

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07 Jan 2018, 8:41 pm

Depends Mode - People who are incontinent should have band to look up to

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07 Jan 2018, 8:59 pm

New Squids On The Block: Always slithering out of their tanks and getting ink all over the stage. Difficulty playing instruments due to only having tentacles.

Fine Young Camels: Have a tendency to spit on audience if they don't like their songs, and sing horribly as if they've just drank buckets of sand.

Vanilla Slush: keeps melting under stage lights due to being a snowman. Puddles of melted snow have shorted out electrical equipment and instruments.

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07 Jan 2018, 11:02 pm

Esmerelda Weatherwax wrote:

Miskatonix - a cappella band with beautiful multipart harmonies and an obsessively Lovecraftian repertoire.

Their hit single, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", went to #1 on the Great Old Ones Top Ten for untold eldritch aeons...

OMG, I saw them in concert once - when Avi and the Thousand Young came in on the chorus, flaying souls and shrieking the "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!" chorus, I literally went mad and ate my own eyeballs.

Good times, man, good times.

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08 Jan 2018, 12:35 am

Great posters they were selling, too

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