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i like the theme song butchering idea

gwar theme-

I wrote "I love you" in to japanese and back and it came out with "I love" I love!? I love what?!

I then wrote the brilliant short poem of spike milligan's "The wiggle woggle" it goes:

The wiggle woggle said when im standing on my head I can see the coast of china and its very very red

But i put it into Japanese and back it says:

Im where it stands in my head to the ceramic ware and the emergency is red when can look at the seashore very in me you called woggle of wobble

I typed an extract of some lyrics from Arcade Fire's Intervention it goes like this:

Working for the church while your family dies you take what they give and they keep it in line every spark of love while die alone

but a quick translation to french and back comes out as:

To work for the church while your matrices of family take to you what they give and they maintain it in the line each spark of the love while only matrix



Thats the last time i use a translater for a French homework

Troublesome army song the original should have been passed from German language where, it will be able to guess?

IE where did this text come from?

"In manufactured the skies and the mass begin God; and the mass, those without form is and empties and density on the face of the deep, and the spirit of the God easily shifting on the face of the water, then the said God, let light be! And there was light. And God saw the light, that was good it and the God, which between brightened and which was separated density. And God designated the light, day. And it designated the density, night. And smoothed and it gave mornings the first day. "

Remains for me alone (chinese)
me only leaves (dutch)
only leave me (french)
me you only leave (greek)
lascilo only (italian)
Do to shoot me (japanese)
Will carry and neglect (korean)
it leaves me alone (portugese)
leave 4 odn (russian)
déjeme single (spanish)

for aspies seeking international solitude...

Good job at recognition!

I like Babel Fish better.

English: Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

English to German: Nur zwei Sachen sind endlos, das Universum und der menschliche Stupidity, und ich bin nicht über das ehemalige sicher.

German to English: Only two things are endless, the universe and the human Stupidity, and I am not safe over the former.

I could do that all day.

Oh, I LOVE this game! I always do it with song lyrics. (Note: I had to replace some of the slang words with proper words so it would translate)

Original: How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down?

Butchered: Why you think that my London the London bridge would like to go to the degree which comes?

Original: A few times I been round that track but it's not just gonna happen like that 'cause I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback girl

Butchered: But that track/truck of several times I it is around that being not to be the girl it is not the girl no yell is put out with me to whom I put out no yell, that way happening is not fair and it is not to go

Original: Dip it low, pick it up slow roll it all around poke it out like your back broke

Butchered: As your back section is broken, that low speed do to dampen, around poke that on the slow roll completely that choose

I did it with a few excerpts of my favourite songs:

Hi said the Norn, sittin in the sand
Once I talked to a great Grey Man
Spun three times and said with a sigh
Hadn't been for the Runes had His other eye!
Italian:
Hi has said the Norn, sedentesi in the sand
Once that you communicated with great gray to equip
Spun three times and saying with a sigh
Other eye had not been for the Runes has had its!

But when that storm god you all praise
Walks the earth and shatters trees
You huddle close beside my gift
And whisper prayers beside the spit
And as the woodsmoke turns and twists
You owe your lives to sly Loki.
Spanish:
But when that God of the storm you all the praise
The Earth walks and breaks trees
You accumulate close next to my gift
And prayers of the whisper next to the escupida one
And like the returns and the twists of woodsmoke
You must to your lives to Loki sly.

A man walks down the street,
He says, Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention,
And whoa, my nights are so long!
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is ....
Gone ...... gone,
He ducked back down the alley,
With some roly-poly, little bat-faced girl.
All along .... along ....
There were incidents and accidents,
There were hints and allegations .....
Japanese:
The person walks under passing,
Shortage of his note you say, am I why?
The span whose note is small shortly was obtained,
And whoa my night is long very!
As for my wife and the family it is somewhere?
If I die here, what?
Is my role model who?
Because there is my role model
It goes, it goes,
The lane which is lowered the body you could stoop him quickly,
The roly multi, the small bat using the girl it faces.
From beginning,
There was an incident and an accident,
There was a hint and insistence

and an entire song:

Well we went down to San Francisco
Hoping that we wed would be.
There were sixteen hundred merry gay couples
My lass Maryl and me.

And we were waiting three long hours -
Some were waiting fifty years.
And the pressmen they were there with cameras
Show the world those happy tears!

But some they say this love's condemned
In a book about Jacob's Children fine
And he had two wives and a great great life
And a couple of slave girl concubines.

And some they claim it injures nature,
While their big cars burn the skies,
With your pizza box and your TV screen
While the good green earth around you dies.

And so it was with education,
Women's suffrage, slavery.
"Rights for us but not for others -
God and Nature both agree!"

There were young and old and short and tall,
And folk of every race so fair,
And a love so true, and me and you
A privelege to be standing there.

So raise your voice in San Francisco,
Or wherever you may be -
Those who love has joined together
Ever will united be!

French:

Well we are descended to San Francisco
To hope that us wed would be.
There were sixteen hundred merry merry couples
My Maryl daughter and me.

And we waited three long hours -
Some waited fifty years.
And the journalists they were there with cameras
To show in the world these happy tears!

But some they say this condemned love
In a book concerning the children of Jacob very well
And it had two wives and a great good life
And a couple of the Slavic concubines of girl.

And a part that they claim it wounds nature,
While their large cars burn the skies,
With your box with pizza pie and your screen of TV
While the good green ground around you dies.

And thus it was with education,
Vote of the women, slavery.
“Righting for us but not for others -
God and nature both is appropriate! “

There was young person and old and short and large,
And people of each race so much honestly,
And a so true love, and me and you
A privelege to be held there.

To raise your voice in San Francisco thus,
Or everywhere where you can be -
Those which like is joined together
Never the plain will is!

It is so much fun

Tell me where this is from:


Gewicht
482.345 zerstößt
Unter Druck gesetztes Volumen
Fast 14.000 Kubikfuß
Maße
Überspannung von Solarreihen:
256 Fuß
Länge:
146 Fuß vom Schicksal-Labor PMA 2 zu Zvezda;
170 Fuß mit einem Fortschritt angekoppelt
Binder P4 zu S4: 231 Fuß
Höhe ohne Fortschritt auf DC1: 98 Fuß
Höhe mit Fortschritt auf DC1: 107 Fuß

These are specifications to what?

I found this one amusing. It is a Japanese to English translation involving a quote from Castlevania II: Simon's Quest.

"What a horrible night to have a curse."

Turned into...

"How the fearful night when it has abusive language."