Ey oop, tha... nowt wrong wi' a bit o' dialect, as uz can tell thee in Yorkshire. Mind, yer full-on Yorkshire's summat you don't hear much nowadays 'cept out in't sticks. But I bin here fifteen year, so mebbe I'm just used to it, like. We gorra least three ways o' saying't word "water:" "watter," "wasser," and same way them Southerners do. Anyroad, listen thysen an' tha may find yer own English ent no better nor ours.
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