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12 Jul 2013, 9:15 pm

auntblabby wrote:

^^^
gee, what's the matter with being naked in one's own house?

Busy street, big windows. At least, that was the excuse. I was swayed, but my little sister was less so. I can still remember her bursting out of her room in nothing but roller blades, a helmet, and a gigantic grin at the age of six or so. I thought it was hilarious; my mom was horrified.

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12 Jul 2013, 9:22 pm

^^^
your little sister sounds like a pistol :wtg:

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13 Jul 2013, 1:21 am

I think another reason why nudity is better for us is because of sensory issues.

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13 Jul 2013, 1:23 am

yeah, it feels better to be in one's birthday suit

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13 Jul 2013, 12:01 pm

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14 Jul 2013, 7:33 pm

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Mindsigh wrote:

I answered the door naked on purpose when some religious pamphleteers got me out of the shower. :lol:

I once had to climb off a girlfriend on a sunday morning, and answered the door wearing a tent-poled :oops:

towel to someone selling the Watchtower. I got as far as "no than-" when the towel fell off!

She, looking horrified, backed away 3 steps before turning and running! Never got disturbed on sunday morning again!

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15 Jul 2013, 1:39 am

I like being naked, but since I am a fat ass right now, I spare people the horror.

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15 Jul 2013, 8:06 am

I really don't mind my son being naked since he's only 4, but he likes to climb all over me sometimes, which leads to some uncomfortable proximity issues with his junk in my face. :eew:

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19 Jun 2020, 7:52 pm

Funny enough, I just put a load of clothes in the washing machine a few moments ago. I usually do the laundry in my underwear, and whenever I'm home alone I get naked.

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19 Jun 2020, 8:12 pm

puddingmouse wrote:

I like being naked, but since I am a fat ass right now, I spare people the horror.

But your cat has to see it every day. Remember that time you were home alone and danced around naked to "Groove is in the Heart," and then thirty minutes later you found that your cat had pooped on the sofa? It wasn't a coincidence.

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20 Jun 2020, 1:12 am

that cat would be a hypocrite for it walks about nekkid all the time, in front of god and everybody.

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20 Jun 2020, 4:48 am

Not totally naked but there have been times where I am walking in broad daylight and realized and not realized part of the crack of my ass was showing. I have spilled stuff whereby it looked like I peed myself.

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20 Jun 2020, 4:18 pm

Syd wrote:

puddingmouse wrote:

I like being naked, but since I am a fat ass right now, I spare people the horror.

auntflabby wrote:

that cat would be a hypocrite for it walks about nekkid all the time, in front of god and everybody.

Pickles the Cat ain't purrfect. We must fur give him if pawsible. He’s a feline, not a felon. A mouser, not a mobster. A pussy, not a Pesci. There was a big rumpus in the room that day. Things got a bit funky. Yes, he pinched a loaf. Served up a plate of beef stank. But he didn't doo it on purrpuss. She scared the crap outta him.

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21 Jun 2020, 5:29 am

:cat:

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29 Aug 2020, 1:22 am

The title of this thread "Whoops! Naked Laundry! " sounds like a porn movie :mrgreen:

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29 Aug 2020, 1:25 am

well at least it wasn't about cats then. :cat:

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