The Heist Test!

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Your Score: MoonlighterYou scored 60% Subtlety, 80% Leadership, and 63% Forethought!

Yours is a rare breed these days, as many people prefer to go in with their guns out. But, that doesn't mean it's better than what you're doing. Real Thievery IS subtlety, but unless you know what you're doing and where you have to do it, you won't last a second. Make sure your team knows how to handle the given situation, because even the greatest team can be driven into the ground by poor planning. Worst thing that happens is a mutiny, so be on your toes. Be patient, be forwarned, and if you don't want to be armed, at least be armed with a good escape route. However, you might want to consider art theft; The guys who stole Munch's "The Scream" went in in broad freakin' daylight, and just ripped it off the wall. Art can be difficult to move, but it sells for just the right amount.

Ideal Targets: Museums
Ideal Heists: Art Theft.
Movies: Entrapment, The Score.

Your Score: Moonlighter
You scored 72% Subtlety, 60% Leadership, and 63% Forethought!

You scored 72% Subtlety, 0% Leadership, and 70% Forethought!

Your Score: Sociopath

You scored 43% Subtlety, 0% Leadership, and 86% Forethought!

Well, at least you put some thought into your heists. It's better to work alone, and considering what you're likely to do to your targets if they get in your way, any teammates might wuss out. Their loss. You know what it takes to get in and get out with what you need, be it the loot, or the satisfaction of beating your target for resisting. Just remember: Just because you can potentially kill the prick, chances are that he'll try and trigger the alarm if you haven't. Try and think of avoiding conflict altogether. Just a question: are you in it for the cash, or for the blood?

Ideal Targets: Individuals; the more individual, the more brutal you can be.
Ideal Heists: Anything involving aggravated assault. The fewer witnesses, the better.
Movies: Training Day

Your Score: Cat Burglar
You scored 75% Subtlety, 25% Leadership, and 80% Forethought!

Brilliant. You're the subtle type, and you know what you're dealing with (more often than not, anyway). Keep it under the radar, and you'll come out of it all one smiling bastard. Make sure to trust your gut, because with the knowledge you've developed, it's a bad move to go against it.
You work alone, and it's not bad to stay that way. A mildly paranoid thief is a thief who gets out alive and uncaught. Two pieces of advice: 1. Never go unprepared; working alone means you've got to be perfect, all by yourself. and 2. Never attach yourself to anything you can't walk away from in 30 seconds or less.

Ideal Targets: Rich houses. Yummy.
Ideal Heists: Burglary- How sweet it is!
Movies: To Catch A Thief, The Pink Panther

Your Score: Mastermind
You scored 75% Subtlety, 70% Leadership, and 76% Forethought!

Excellent. A team-based group of professionals. We don't get your kind much out of heist films, but a Mastermind-type thief can always pull off the most dubious s**t in the book. Ocean's Eleven? Don't make me laugh. You keep it smart, keep it under the radar. Keep it like that, and nobody notices when one guy distracts, and another rifles through the audience's pockets, purses, and papers. Steal the world, friend.

Ideal Targets: The Louvre, Fort Knox.
Ideal Heists: Grand, grand, grand, grand, grand Larceny.
Movies: Foolproof (but let's face it, you could *write* these things)

I actually liked Ocean's 12, but I missed 13, need to rent 11 :/