Fart Persona Test(lol)

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Cindersmella

You scored 6 Exuberance, 6 Resonance, and 8 Malevolence!
Like a dainty princess, you are sensitive and ladylike... and like a humble serving maid, you prefer to be seen, not heard or smelled (or for the very gifted, tasted or felt). But worry not! Some day, your prince will come, bearing a gl-ASS slipper... and all those around you will be thunderstruck. May that happy day come swiftly!

Your Score: Assclown
You scored 13 Exuberance, 10 Resonance, and 13 Malevolence!

You fart to piss people off, you jerkwad. I'm not even going to write a funny explanation. You have taken the beautiful art of wind-breaking and turned it into something tawdry, something cheap. I mean, why not go beat on puppies with a stick, you assmunch? And then maybe stick it up your patootie, and silence your equally obnoxious second voice once and for all.

Your Score: Assclown

You scored 10 Exuberance, 9 Resonance, and 10 Malevolence!

You fart to piss people off, you jerkwad. I'm not even going to write a funny explanation. You have taken the beautiful art of wind-breaking and turned it into something tawdry, something cheap. I mean, why not go beat on puppies with a stick, you assmunch? And then maybe stick it up your patootie, and silence your equally obnoxious second voice once and for all.

Cindersmella
You scored 4 Exuberance, 6 Resonance, and 7 Malevolence!
Like a dainty princess, you are sensitive and ladylike... and like a humble serving maid, you prefer to be seen, not heard or smelled (or for the very gifted, tasted or felt). But worry not! Some day, your prince will come, bearing a gl-ASS slipper... and all those around you will be thunderstruck. May that happy day come swiftly!

hmm...that's the first time i can recall being called 'ladylike'

Cindersmella
You scored 4 Exuberance, 4 Resonance, and 6 Malevolence!
Like a dainty princess, you are sensitive and ladylike... and like a humble serving maid, you prefer to be seen, not heard or smelled (or for the very gifted, tasted or felt). But worry not! Some day, your prince will come, bearing a gl-ASS slipper... and all those around you will be thunderstruck. May that happy day come swiftly!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Exuberance

You scored higher than 99% on Resonance

You scored higher than 99% on Malevolence

Your Score: Jolly RauncherYou scored 16 Exuberance, 13 Resonance, and 5 Malevolence!
Let's be honest: you love to fart. There's nothing wrong with that! To you, that rattling hiss is one of the simple joys of life, and nobody is going to take it away from you. Indeed, they can't - that gas has to go somewhere! Why not use it to make beautiful music, and smell its sweet aroma? You know that you will lose friends, but you don't care, for those who remain will appreciate your zest for life. Yes. Zest.

You scored 18 Exuberance, 12 Resonance, and 6 Malevolence!
Let's be honest: you love to fart. There's nothing wrong with that! To you, that rattling hiss is one of the simple joys of life, and nobody is going to take it away from you. Indeed, they can't - that gas has to go somewhere! Why not use it to make beautiful music, and smell its sweet aroma? You know that you will lose friends, but you don't care, for those who remain will appreciate your zest for life. Yes. Zest.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Exuberance

You scored higher than 99% on Resonance

You scored higher than 99% on Malevolence

One of my best vacation moments involved farting in the car across the entire state of Arkansas.

I was 13 years old, and we were going to Branson, Missouri.

Tim