Giving Away Endings

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This could be one of those threads where we give away endings to great movies... my sister used to do this...

"And it turned out all this time that Bruce Willis was dead!"

"All this time Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father!"

"Zion was destroyed five times ago and repopulated! The prophecy was a lie!"

"Samuel L. Jackson blew up the train at the start of the movie!"

"Rosebud was a sled!"

"The Nazis lose; and America drops an atom bomb on Japan!"

"The North wins because they had all the factories and railroads!"

"Nobody ever finds any weapons of mass destruction"

"And they visit his tomb three days later! But there's nothing there!"

"Soiylent green is people!"

"And the Supreme Court stops the recount so Bush is President! But it turns out he's a moron! And in the next movie which made even less sense all these buildings blow up!"

I delibrately tell my mum the storylines that are going to happen in her favourite soap Eastenders

Could have told Bush and Blair there was no weapons of mass destruction. They cant say we didnt try..the protest really hurt my feet!

'And after weeks of searching Saddam Hussein is found down a hole in someone's back garden- and could still speak better English than Bush'