Juliette wrote:
Hair-raising cuteness! Love how they advise on being the deliverer of the micro-shock or the angel of insulation!

Those bring to mind the longer-haired and eldest of my 2 cats, the one named Grumman.
you know the thing about squirting misbehaving, or about-to-misbehave cats with water spray bottles ...
... it doesn't work quite exactly as advertised with him ...
Georgie will take off to a different room as soon as you touch the spray bottle
but ...
Grumman ...

... Runs TO the bottle so you can mist him and comb it in to get the static out.
And then he rubs his scent glands on the bottle to mark it.
Cats ...
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