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12 May 2022, 3:14 pm

My Therapist Told Me...

...about a new study that indicated people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

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And that people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.



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12 May 2022, 4:07 pm

...I have multiple personalities.

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Now she charges me a group rate.



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12 May 2022, 4:13 pm

...I could book 10 sessions in advance for $5000.

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He must think I'm crazy!



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12 May 2022, 4:39 pm

...I can get over my fear of buffet restaurants.

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But first I have to want to help myself.



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12 May 2022, 4:41 pm

...I have a problem trusting people.

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At least he SAYS he is my therapist.



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14 May 2022, 3:43 am

...that I have commitment issues.
So I switched to a different therapist. Ha that'll teach him!


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