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What kind of unusual things have happened when you were in public bathrooms?

My fiancee at the time following me inside men's bathroom and making me laugh while I try to use a urinal, standing next to it and giving me looks. Laughter is one of my responses to stressful situations. As I was doubling over laughing with my fly open I begged her not to do it (go into men's bathrooms) to not get us in trouble and get us thrown out of the venue.

I'm guessing by unusual, you mean not being used for it's intended purpose.

I've witnessed and participated in drug taking/dealing & sex, but the most unusual for me was a dude selling squirts of aftershave.

I once walked into a stall and saw a cereal box in the toilet. It was open and the toilet was filled with cereal.

... Why though?

^ I have no idea why that's so funny to me, but it is.


I think the funniest thing I ever found in a bathroom was at a bar. Someone had spilled a drink on this person's shirt, so their solution was to go into the bathroom, remove the shirt and wash it. So I go in there to find this half naked person doing some casual, quick laundry in a sink. I was like, alright. I mean, you don't want stains, I guess.

Two teenaged girl bullies told me my outfit sucked.
I said "At least my mouth doesn't", because they looked like _____ .

Good thing I escaped alive.

Also, a postie wanted to beat me up once at a pub.
She followed me into the loo and I ran out crying.

Can't think of anything else.

That's disgusting.

Imagine eating cereal with water, I mean, come on.

Anyways I feel lucky (?) that I've never encountered anything that unusual in a public restroom, think the weirdest I've seen was someone who overflowed the toilet full of you-know-what and considering the usual state of public restrooms, that's not that unusual.

I don't like to use public restrooms btw.

Maybe someone was asked "Would you like a bowl?" of the cereal, and that someone misunderstood what kind of bowl.