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01 Oct 2007, 6:21 am

Don't you find assembly boring? Oh, whatever about assembly, just go home!


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01 Oct 2007, 10:55 am

"We really cannot stress how important it is for you to be studying for your exams in June. That's right. If your results are bad, it makes the school look bad. And more importantly, it makes me look bad!"


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02 Oct 2007, 8:44 am

Good morning everyone. I am feeling very lazy today so I'm going to go on Big Brother. I'm leaving you in charge.


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02 Oct 2007, 2:23 pm

Now... regarding to the money illegally spent, the figures are...



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02 Oct 2007, 2:34 pm

"The school is now a Business and Enterprise college. But guess what? I don't give a f***!"


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03 Oct 2007, 4:52 am

Congrationaltions to (insert your name here) for creating a computer virus and destroying all the computers.


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03 Oct 2007, 12:13 pm

Now the next topic is...

Unlikely lines to appear on a TV show

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If you have been affected by any issues raised in tonight's programme, then you must be mentally ill.


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03 Oct 2007, 12:55 pm

The following images can be very disturbing and are not suitable for children, or adults acting like children.



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03 Oct 2007, 9:41 pm

Half the lines from the movie Network would qualify here, actually.



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04 Oct 2007, 5:10 am

And now on BBC 2, your television will explode... BOOM!


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05 Oct 2007, 7:57 am

And now on Five it's time for Fifth Gear, a show which has failed to realise that most cars have six gears nowadays!


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05 Oct 2007, 9:52 am

"In the next episode of Hell's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey cuts his f***ing finger!


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08 Oct 2007, 6:03 am

Vote now! Calls cost 25p. We will count your votes and then the winner will be chosen by some unlucky Blue Peter viewer


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