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06 Sep 2024, 9:45 pm

A pat on the head!


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06 Sep 2024, 9:49 pm

That would have to be a very tall cow. :lol:


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07 Sep 2024, 4:00 pm

Free milk


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07 Sep 2024, 4:03 pm

Where does a general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies!


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07 Sep 2024, 5:18 pm

Imagine waking up underneath a cow and thinking that you see 4 okay....never mind.


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07 Sep 2024, 5:31 pm

I imagine you would have to be a very short person to walk under a cow. In that case it would not end well if your timing was off.



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07 Sep 2024, 5:38 pm

Udder disaster!



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09 Sep 2024, 2:12 pm

Crawl under a cow, maybe. Walk under one, not so much.

I hope this hasn't put the OP in a bad mooood.



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09 Sep 2024, 4:15 pm

This thread reminds me of when we lived on a dairy farm, and after a party I was woken up in the front paddock by a cow licking my face.
So my answer is "dribbled on"