You need a silver bullet to kill a werewolf, but one guy tries a more brutal approach. Even though the werewolf still isn't dead, he wishes he was.
Speaking of silver bullets, here's the immortal Dr. Frankenstein delivering a mercy killing to a werewolf just to get him out of his hair for a hundred years.
And speaking of brutal, a stay at home dad wins father of the year by fending off aliens who are trying to put his infant son in a microwave.
_________________ I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.
It's a story you may have heard before. A college frat boy agrees to a two million dollar bet to have his cojones run over. They're damaged beyond repair, but he becomes an overnight millionaire only to lose it all when he sees a doctor about getting testicular transplant surgery which turns out to be insanely expensive. What he doesn't know is that the only donor on the list was a serial killer!
After several Halloweens of The Great Pumpkin not showing up, Linus decides to summon him with a Satanic ritual. The Great Pumpkin rises and devours him and that's only the beginning.
The only Calvin & Hobbes sketch you'll find on ANY show. Still, this is pretty disturbing.
_________________ I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.