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Yesterday, 8:14 am

They like the cattle-logs.



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Yesterday, 11:56 am

I thought they just listened to moosic.


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Yesterday, 5:13 pm

They watch moovies.



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Yesterday, 5:28 pm

I thought cows read the moo-spaper.

Or is it moose that like to read the moose-paper?



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Yesterday, 6:09 pm

Bills and Mooin'... and Udder crap like that.



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Yesterday, 6:20 pm

Cows function as lawn mooers.



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Yesterday, 8:51 pm

Cow can you say stuff like that?! !


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Today, 2:06 am

Holy cow!



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Today, 10:05 am

TheNet wrote:
They like the cattle-logs.


"Captain's Log..."


https://youtu.be/oS_WuyB-sXM



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Today, 11:44 am

All of this cud be true. I'll have to ruminate on it.


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Today, 1:55 pm

naturalplastic, Do you have some kind of steak in this?


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