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10 Nov 2024, 7:19 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
Yeah...it’s a pain in the butt...

I’m embarrassed about farting, too.

I used to know people who let farted out in the open. Never got used to that.


When I do, I just say, "That must have been the dead skunk I ate for lunch."


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10 Nov 2024, 7:27 pm

Isn't natural gas a valuable resource?


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10 Nov 2024, 8:47 pm

Teach51 wrote:
" that's how you fart in English."

Translate THAT Google!

naturalplastic wrote:
As I understand it it's mostly methane.

There's actually a lot more Hydrogen than Methane.


After a day trip into Mexico from El Paso we returned to our room to have the burritos and milkshakes start us farting.
They were pretty nasty and CONTINUOUS.
With all the windows open and also the vent over the door we took to lighting them up to reduce the smell, and we we're in hysterics at the sheer volume (both quantity and decibels). We went shopping the next day and returned to find housecleaning had left our door wide open.
I doubt many people would have braved the room to pinch any of our stuff.



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13 Nov 2024, 2:33 am

The human body is always making gross and nasty things. Snot, earwax, spit, sweating, shedding dead skin cells, oozing with oils and bacteria, belching, urinating, defecating, and farting. And that's just when it's healthy. :eew: