I don't know if anyone else enjoys these, but it's 12:30am and I'm bored. They could be ones you said or ones you heard or saw somewhere.
To start: irrational tweezer deprivation. I said this in the context of my tweezers mysteriously disappearing.
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Diagnosed ASD/ADHD age 5. Finally understood that age 17.
Have very strong opinions so sorry if I offend anyone--I still respect your opinion.
Neutral pronouns preferred but anything is fine.
Feel free to PM me--I like to talk about most things other than sports.