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14 Dec 2024, 1:36 am

I don't know if anyone else enjoys these, but it's 12:30am and I'm bored. They could be ones you said or ones you heard or saw somewhere.

To start: irrational tweezer deprivation. I said this in the context of my tweezers mysteriously disappearing.


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14 Dec 2024, 2:15 am

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14 Dec 2024, 5:18 pm

I thought we were going to be talking about word combinations that are two words where you remove some of the letters and put the rest to make a new word that either sounds clever or really dumb.

Like "hangry", which is a combo of hungry and angry, used to describe a person being irritable when they haven't eaten.

Or "Bridezilla", which is a combo of "bride" and "Godzilla", used to describe a woman preparing for her upcoming wedding who displays unruly behavior that terrorizes people around her, like the famous Japanese monster Godzilla.



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Yesterday, 6:47 pm

How about contractions?

Contractions like "you'all've" or "i'ven't"?

Even better, how about "I'dn't've"?


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Today, 5:40 pm

kokopelli wrote:
How about contractions?

Contractions like "you'all've" or "i'ven't"?

Even better, how about "I'dn't've"?


I have to start using those XDD ! ! i often say c'ave instead of 'can i have' and it drives some of my relatives crazy, but these are even better :)


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