Make up a really dumb quote/question

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jamie0.0
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18 Nov 2023, 2:02 am

i was born at a really young age



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18 Nov 2023, 5:15 am

Can I ask you a question?


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18 Nov 2023, 5:17 am

Are you sleeping?



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18 Nov 2023, 7:07 am

Are xenomorphs the pets of space hamsters?


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19 Nov 2023, 8:41 pm

I litteraly died



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19 Nov 2023, 9:14 pm

This car has an automatic gearbox, why doesn't it drive itself?


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19 Nov 2023, 9:22 pm

No matter how many times I cut it, it is still too short. ( Not originally mine)



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06 Aug 2024, 9:34 am

Why isn’t leopard pronounced Lee-oh-pard?


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08 Aug 2024, 10:04 am

Why isn't jeopardy pronounced "jee oh pardy"?