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Back in 1984 when I was Nine, my cousins spent the week, at our house. We were living in the Old House at the time. Everybody was talking about the Joystick.

I've asked my Mom, "Why does everybody want to play with a Ciggarette?"

Mom asked, "What do you mean?"

I've answered, "Everybody keeps passing a Joystick around!"

Mom told me, "A Joystick is a Game Controller."

I've asked, "Than why doesn't everybody just call it a Game Controller?"

I think that I was being influenced by my Past Life in which I've lived in London, that Morning.

I was taking a train trip up the coast. A passenger in the seat next to me was playing his PSP when we went through the Chatsworth/ Simi Valley tunnel. He noticed that it got dark all the sudden and he looked up at me and said: "Wow, is it night already??" I looked at him and said: "No, Californians forgot to pay their Sun bill so they turned it off,...HERE'S YOUR SIGN!! !"

Can I marry you?

someone walking out door who is going on holiday "see you later"

me: "why are you coming back later i thought you were going on holiday"

later meant later not another day.


why arent i put in the washing machine when i am dirty?

does toast go in the toaster?

you put bread in a toaster, and toast comes out. Where does the bread go?

when you freeze a bunch of fresh cherries, where does the "fresh" go?

I feel down a street and someone aked me "did you fall down?" and another one with a higher level of intelligence asked "did it hurt?"

and once we told a friend that some guy had come out of the closet after 20 years and she said "Oh! how didn't he die asfixiated??"

Do Cows drink milk?

Do chickens eat chicken?

Are cows vegetarians, or do they eat beef?

I worked in a McDonald's during World Expo 1986. One day a guy came in and stood looking a long while at the pictures of hamburgers on the overhead menu. Then in a southern drawl he asked, "What kind of food do you sell here mam?"

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

When was the War of 1812 fought?

How long did the Thirty Years' War last?

What was John F. Kennedy, Junior's father's name?

What is 1 + 1 if 1 * 1 is 1?

Sometimes when i tell ppl i have a twin brother, they ask are you identical?
i usually just say no, but sometimes i say "How can we be identical if he's a boy and i'm a girl?'' duh

how come when you put cookie dough into the oven, cookies come out?

It is possible for Identical twins to be male and female, as then the only difference would be an X or Y. I don't think they would look exactly the same though, for the obivous gender differences. I'll have to look that up sometime...

(About a knife or blade) "Is that sharp?" Seriously people, assume that it's sharp!

How do i open the door?
(answer-twist the knob )