What have you guys had for christmas?

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DVDs:
Secret Window
Rubin & Ed
Benny & Joon
Amadeus
The Kids Are All Right
A Clockwork Orange
American Psycho
Fight Club
Inception
A 4-pack of all the Matrix films
Young Frankenstein
Dr. Strangelove

T-Shirts:
2 Edward Scissorhands (A black and gray one with his face and the logo on it, and a black and blue one with Japanese writing on it)
1 Fight Club (A black one with the logo and Tyler and The Narrator's heads on it)
1 Alice in Wonderland (A light blue and black one with a zombie Mad Hatter eating Alice with the caption "Would You like brains with your tea?" on it)

Posters:
1 Fight Club (Lists the Rules of Fight Club and shows Tyler and The Narrator looking at each other on it)

12 silver crosses
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
& a tattoo of Ozzy!

Am I the only one who got gifts from Twisted Sister

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grwP8QvI1jY[/youtube]

I got $40 from my grandma but that was it. We don't really do the gift exchange but we give to my cousins kids but that's about it. I'm seeing my dad's side of family tomorrow so maybe I'll get something then but I'm not expecting to except for food

A hoodie & shirt
and tickets to a Linkin Park concert.

It appears the blu ray movie was an accident gift. My step grandmother switched gifts on accident or something, so she asked for the movie back and gave me...

-Fallout 3 Game of the Year edition for PS3

Also my mom is getting me (I spend belated Christmas time with her tomorrow)...

-Splatterhouse for PS3

I got a sea salt dark chocolate bar which is pretty tasty.

I was given money to by my own gift

My grandma gave me a card with $40 in it & I saw my dad's side of the family today & one of my uncles gave me a $40 check & another uncle gave me a plate of brownies he backed(their good)

$125 in cash

$50 in Best Buy gift cards

$25 Amazon.com gift card

Michael Jordan cologne

Hot sauce

$10 TGI Friday's gift card

$15 Subway gift card

$10 Sonic gift card

Garmin Nuvi 255W GPS navigation system

Games
Fallout: New Vegas (PC)
Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty (PC)
Final Fantasy XIII (360)

Books
I Shall Wear Midnight (Terry Pratchett)
The Colour of Magic (Terry Pratchett)
The Light Fantastic (Terry Pratchett)
Equal Rites (Terry Pratchett)
Guiness Book of Records 2011

Food
2 Selection Boxes (Cadbury's chocolate)
A Chocolate Orange
A Tube of Haribos

Electronic
A Graphics Tablet
A Clock (I destroyed the last 2 in a fit of rage. I assure you felt terribly guilty about that)

Clothes
2 T-shirts (1 The Rolling Stones, the other Guitar Artwork)
Flintstones Pyjamas "I'm gonna make your bedrock!" XD

Miscellaneous
A Blanket thing (It's so cold!!)
2 Boxes of Deodorent & Shower Gel

Currency
Gamestation (UK) Gift Card
£20 in moneeeys (I assume I'm getting less money from relatives because they expect me to earn my own money, which I don't )

A Droid
Candy
Socks
Sweaters
A coffee maker and coffee
$20

i did not get anything from anyone.

well....that is not strictly true.

the only present i got on christmas day was a $499 parking fine from a parking inspector who was wearing a wearing a red santa hat.

among my obligations i must tend to for my income is a frozen chip delivery business i own, and because it was christmas day, the driver i employ to do the run was not available, and my biggest customer wanted a delivery of 500kg of chips. that customer is a fish and chip shop on bondi beach and he is the only fish and chip shop on bondi beach, so his turnover is huge.

i had to drive the truck, and there was nowhere to park, and so i double parked near his shop, and i got a fine.

when i saw him i said "ho ho ho" and he scribbled out the ticket and popped it under my wiper without a word and slithered off like a slug to inspect other windscreens for the absence of valid tickets.

i have no family that wants anything to do with me because i was adopted and i am the only male child in the family, and my sisters do not like me because i am not like them, so they never ring me (thankfully).

tammy's family are confused about who i am and they do not like me because they think i pretend to be ret*d but they think i am actually smart, and they do not trust my motives. i can not see how they see me as faking retardation because i always talk well to them, but i guess there is something missing in what i say that throws them off the rails.


i could not go there on christmas day, even though tammy screamed and begged for her family to invite me. she even got into trouble and had a bad day because she wanted me to go to be with her and her family rejected the idea in a hostile way.

anyway, christmas means nothing to me. i got tammy an ipod touch phone and a wii play station and i gave them to her a few days before christmas.

i am glad i got nothing because i was spared the chore of pretending to be thankful for something i did not want.

when i am given something i do not want, i try to look appreciative, but my act falls flat and they think ill of me because i can not do the dance of normal people, and when i try it is gruesomely fake.

whatever. i am happy anyway.

Why won't it let me delete this post?

1. Ratatouille on blu-ray
2. Harry potter box set 1-6 on blu-ray
3. £200 cash
4. chocolates
5. a scarf
6. a forever friends mug
7. tons of pyjamas
8. a bra
9. A cake-decorating book
10. fondant cutters
11. tons of DVD's
12. bath gift set
13. socks
14. a puppy calendar

A lot of Sonic stuff (Including the FREAKIN' CHAOS EMERALDS THEMSELVES!), Animaniacs Volume 1, Woody Woodpecker Classic Collection Vol. 1, Looney Tunes Golden Collection Vol. 4, Super Monkey Ball for GameCube, Epic Mickey Collector's Edition for Wii, MAD #507, a Spy vs. Spy Mega Mini Kit, and three Metal Fusion BeyBlades.

I just got a bottle of Tim McGraw's Southern Blend cologne from my stepmother's mother

I don't want to be ungrateful (she means well and it's nice she thought of me), but it's a bit insulting on more than one level. I wish she hadn't felt the need to spend money on me. It makes me feel guilty to receive a gift that won't ever leave its original packaging

A Belgian draft horse (I named him Grandin)

and tickets for my family to go to Disneyland this year