Make your own laws!

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1. Thou shall not talk on you cell phone when driving. If you do I have the right to shove the offending phone up your tail pipe.

2. Thou shall not make men hold a purse or have to buy embarrassing items at the store.

3. Thou shall not yell at me I heard you alright. I am just ignoring you.

4. We should not give the stupidest people in the most important jobs (politics).

5. Chocolate sweats and associated foods shall now be good for you and help you loose weight.

6. Stop complaining how hard life is if you make over one million a year and related to this if you live in Malibu and or Beverly Hills you are not from the “Hood”.

7. 5 weeks vacation a year and a 30 hour work week. (It works in Denmark)

8. If you’re a complete idiot you should have a sign tattooed on your head so I know how to deal with you.

9. If you can not tolerate other peoples beliefs then we reserve the right to ship you off to a desert island with all the others that can’t tolerate you. Things will work themselves out. For all the extremists take away the 72 virgins and replace with a 50 year old Paris Hilton.

Those are my 10 commandments…errr 9…did I forget to mention I was lazy….That Is All

oh and other of my laws would be get rid of captial punishment

Stupidity should be painful. If any one does anything stupid, you have the right to smack them one time for every one stupid act.(That would get really crazy fast)

The laws of the country shall be reveiwed, and corrected if need be, once a year.

No more bobo chins.

1) Any practioners of Christianity must do it silently and privately.

2) Any practioners of Islam must do it silently and privately.

3) There will be no talking unless spoken to by someone in charge, or if there 'Speaking Time' is on. (speaking time lasts for 5 minutes every two hours.)

4) There will be no horse-play, screaming, or running whatsoever.

Insitute public caning

Caning offenses would include :
taking up two parking spaces
parking in handicap parking if you are not
telemarketers
forcing me/others to conform to socities standards
Ect...........................

OK then...I'm probably one of very few people that has some serious sets of laws.

-Every person (a person being defined as having been born) has a predefined list of rights. The right to live, and the right to do whatever he/she wants so long as those actions don't endanger the life, liberty, or property of others (unless they consent). In other words, pot is legal as a pasttime; spiking a person's drink with pot isn't (as the person didn't know about the pot, he/she couldn't consent).
-Capital punishment is inefficient. All death-row inmates shall be instead used as research subjects; they were going to die anyway, so you might as well use them to benefit society. By researching mind control, it could be possible to curb the murderous nature of humanity.
-Eliminate subsidies for fossil fuels. Subsidize renewable sources.

1) Driving slow in the fast lane(s) in now punishable by death!!

2) It is illegal for NT women to play "hard to get" with Aspie males.

3) Hispanics must start using birth control. (Thanks Carlos Mencia for that one!)

4) All drugs except, Herion, Methamphetamines and Crack are leagal.

5) All cars sold in the U.S. must have at least 1 horsepower per 10 pounds. (Your average 3500 Lb car would need 350 horses)

6) Jana Cova must marry me

7) Firearm ownership will be manditory for all sane/non-violent adults.

European beer will be subsidised to make it affordable to everyone!!

9) Sex with blood relatives will be legal in : West Virginia, Oklahoma, Arkansas and Kentucky

10) Monotheisim is universaly outlawed!!

all victimless crime laws are repealled. You can do absolutely anything you want so long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.

Child sex offenders don't get a needle (sorry Captain), they get a bullet in the guts so they can think about it for a few days.

Fosters has to stop advertising as if its a good Aussie beer. We have better beer.

I second that one!!

So you don't mean people should respect aspies for the sake of being aspie? I can't just respect someone automatically because they are an aspie. Should people who can't accept NT's be punished, too?

1-Thou shalt swear when thou feels like it.
2-Highway sign language maybe used when thou wishth.
3-Rude noises shall be permitted in public places.
4-Thou mayst belittle idiots in grocery store parking lots.
5-Tripping of a youth that crosses you is allowed.
6-Spraying thy neighbors pets with a hose is encouraged. Also thy neighbors Hot looking wife is to be drenched as well.
7-Thou shalt not get mad. Thou shalt get even instead.
8-Thou mayst irritate others for sport.
9-Offensive art displays are hereby allowed in mens restrooms. (As if it never was forbidden in the first place)
10-Thou mayst pin images of The George Bush to a dart board.

I don't know about this one.
Over in the capitol there are lots of people I'd like to see punished. As a matter of fact, I'd pay to watch in some cases.

Last edited by DirtDawg on 02 Aug 2006, 9:54 am, edited 1 time in total.

Sorry, but I don't believe the average death row inmates would make proper study subjects. However they will make excellent organ donors, in most cases. Keeping them suspended and comatose long enough to prepare the recipients should be no problem and any delays would be easier to manage with mostly working body functions. It's not about rehabilitation of a murderer, it's about justice and punishment and forfieture of your rights if you take another's life. The problem of proving guilt beyond the shadow of doubt still remains, though. Yes, I'm serious about this one, too.

1) All people over the age of 18 who wish to be tested for a certain contition should have the right to be tested. It's your life/body, you have a right to know!

2) All children upon entering school should be tested for:
a) AS
b) Dyslexia
c) Dyspraxial
d) Dyscalculia

That way, if they have any of these conditions, it's picked up on early enough to give anyt aid needed.

3)Parents who go to their doctor conbcerned about their children should be treated seriously, and not just laughed off as a "neurotic mother." Sometimes Mother Knows Best how her child/ren act or should axct or don't act.

Julie

1) Fast food restaraunts must remain open from 6am to 11pm Sun-Thurs and from 6am to 1am Fri-Sat (60% of all Americans are suffering from obesity!! !! !)
2) Murderers regardless of age face 25-99 years in prison.
3) No Littering, urinating, or taking sh*ts on public grounds otherwise pay a $125 fine.
4) NO DUI'S! 3 strikes lead to lifetime license supsension.
5) No selling weapons, drugs, or pornos.
6) If a man and woman approach a door, seat, or table simultaneously, always let the woman GO....FIRST!