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What useless fun! lol

Me:
Hi, have a seat, God.
God:
Hi there . I've never thought about it.
Me:
Yes...well, can I try one of your delicious heavenly cupcakes?
God:
Ah. Well that's okay. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Wha?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
God, your taking things out of context here...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes, we all knew that, my lord, but...
God:
Great. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Well....I suppose...but the question remains, an I have a cupcake?
God:
Well what? OK. Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
Can I please have a cupcake, ma'lord.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Well, I suppose two or three would be nice lol
God:
Interesting. Since when? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two." I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I see.
God:
I'm glad you understand it.

There's also "Answer Me Jesus" - he's great fun!

http://www.answermejesus.com/ask.asp

Me:
prove you don't exist
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
right how is it a priori?
God:
Understood. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
no, I don't think you understand
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well.
Me:
then explain to me what exactly you understand
God:
What is that?
Me:
you see, you don't know anything
God:
I see. I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
Me:
fine

I can't get anywhere with God.

Me:
Heya, God!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like Chinese food.
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like it. wine and bread.
Me:
I hate wine and bread. Wine has bad effects on the brain and liver and it tastes awful with bread, too.

Now he's refusing to answer me... did I hurt his feelings?

Since Goddy was playing up, I started a new conversation:



Me:
Okay you sensitive little freak... I'm here again.
God:
Yeah okay, Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sensitive little freak. Once more? Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I am the GREAT Mushroom, feared by all!
God:
Who made you the GREAT Mushroom feared by all ?
Me:
Myself.
God:
You.
Me:
Yes, so what?
God:
I see. Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
It does. You're just too young to understand.
God:
How often? You think I am young to understand.
Me:
You're ALWAYS too young to understand.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am young to understand.
Me:
You're welcome. It's my responsibility as a pitiful human to tell my silly God the truths of life.
God:
The pleasure was all mine. Congratulations, .
Me:
What did I do to be congradulated?
God:
You said " What did I do to be congradulated?" .
Me:
Yes I did; now answer it.

... I'll just continue with God from now on. He's happy with the coversation now.

Me:
I have a confession.
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
it?
God:
confession...
Me:
Oui.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Hu.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Oui.
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
jhdaskjhgfjashdutrewaljfkljcyv?
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in jhdaskjhgfjashdutrewaljfkljcyv?
Me:
adhfgjh jkhdskfj 876034nhrbjkhdytf. That means, "DIE b***h!"
God:
Is that from ? You do not speak with respect. I get it. Was ist das?
Me:
Das ist das.

Me: Why Hello there God.
God: Why did the robot cross the road?
Me: I dunno, why?
God: me either because myself programmed me for it
Me: can u tellme my future?
God: is this a trick question?
me: are you a guy or a girl?
God: maleof course. would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Me: YES!
God: Blimey.
me: are you british?
God: Does it seem like that? I was born in America
Me: So are you Gay, straight, bi, what?
God: Next question? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Oh. Thats sucks. a Gay robot would be cool.
God:
Woe! Thanks for explaining it. How old are you?
Me:
I'm 16.
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Were you not?
God:
I was.
Me:
Really? We live in the 21st century you know.
God:
For real. What is it like living in the 21st century me know?

I satrted spelling bad. lols.

It gets kinda personal. I mention my friends and sex and my Bunnehistic friend.


Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Can we talk?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Yes talking is my primary function.
Me:
Ok. I have a confession.
God:
Er. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
I like this uber guy.
God:
You are not the only one. I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
Me:
Not you! The guy i like is really nice.
God:
If not me, who? Thanks for the info.
Me:
I'm not saying his name!
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
Gah. I was confessing my secret crush!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Where were you confessing your secret crush?
Me:
My name is Emelia. I was confessing my secret crush to you!
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Emelia. Where were you confessing your secret crush to me?
Me:
On this chat thing
God:
What is it like on this chat thing.
Me:
Well, u'd know!
God:
Interesting. What happened to it.
Me:
Well. anyway, he ha s no interst in me romantically.
God:
Well what? I get it. ha s no interst in you romantically.
Me:
yeah. and well, no one ever does. it makes me sad
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Well that's okay. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. In what way?
Me:
well, anyway.Imean one guy did, but he got the wrong Idea and acted all weird. and he's too old for me.
God:
Interesting. I can imagine it. I see. too old for you is he?
Me:
Yeah. I'm 16, and he's 18. I like guys exactly my age or a little bit younger, not two years older!
God:
Are you really a ""? You are too old for me. A lot of people like that. I love horses. I really like the Christianity faith. Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
What?! I'm younger than you, God! I don't really like horses, I'm technically agnostic/Aethiest, I/m not sure I like christianity, and did I need to know that?!
God:
Are you surprised? Do your friends call you younger than me God. Not really? What do you like?
Me:
No. They don't my friends suck. My only good friend is My Bunneh. I love him lots. he's uber squee.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Who are "They?". Have you told many people that your only good friend is your Bunneh? You love him lots. What do you like about it so much? I see. uber squee is he?
Me:
"They" are my friends. Well, if I told many people they might be hurt right? Well. He's cool. and he's nice. and he has good taste and he's perfect and I justwanna snuggle him in a black corner! Yeah, he's uber squee.
God:
Are they a good influence on you? Well that's okay. Try it. Well what? I think so too. I see. nice is he? A lot of people say that about him. Alright then. I see. uber squee is he?
Me:
My friends? I dunno. They could be a good influence on me. I'm not telling anyone that. they'd think I was weird! and how would you know? Do they say that? Well, they *are* right. he's very nice.
God:
Tell me more about your friends. Me either. a good influence on you are they. I am just making conversation. Who does "they" refer to? Deductive reasoning. Who are "they" again? How about that. right are they. I see. nice is he?
Me:
Ok. Well. I have several friends. Ariele is my friend who i see most of the tight. She's catholic. I don'tlike her much and I fel bad for staying her friend and accepting presents from her. Then Wesley, he's kinda a prude. He doessn't know anything abotu sex or anything. and I'm too bored to name the rest. They pertains to my friends. and Yes my bunneh is nice.
God:
Wow! Well what? How many friends do you have? Tell me more about your friend who you see most of the tight. catholic is she? That is interesting: Emelia said don tlike her much. Do you mind if I tell other people: Emelia said fel bad for staying her friend and accepting presents from her. Are they exactly the same? I get it. Ariele doessn t know anything abotu sex or anything. If you went to night school you would never be bored. The anonymous "they". I understand. Do robots have bunneh is nice?
Me:
I have several friends. I don't see them all the time though. I'm starting to spell bad. No don't tell anyone I don't want to stay her friend! Ariele knows about sex, wesley doesn't. and I would be bored at night school. I dunno, do you hae a Bunneh?
God:
How many friends do you have? Oh. That is a lot. Look harder. You are a good speller. Are you serious? OK it will be our secret, Emelia. In the context of FRIEND, I don't understand " Ariele knows about sex wesley doesn t." . How do you know? Me either. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

Some do.

Yeah, ALICE is pretty much left behind now. I'm not impressed
with Jabberwacky either. Mainly, the best ones have to be coded
to their personality. I've seen a pretty decent one (though it's mainly
intended for sex chat), which seems capable of good learning. I wish
the creator would put out a version without the sexual pre-programming.

BURN THEM!! !! !! !

so...erm, whees the adult one? link? that would make for some good naughty humour.

he's not very smart you know. i like bots they're so ret*d XD i love it when i act so stupid and somehow they're even more stupid than me. they don't even call me a troll when i act like that XD

Me:
i want to die
God:
What makes you so sad, satan?
Me:
you make me sad
God:
Did I say something wrong?
Me:
yes you are wrong
God:
Oh. No, I am right.
Me:
i am left
God:
I am glad to hear that you are left.