The Gravity Of The Situation.

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The average temperature at the Equator is usually LOWER than many places at 10-20 degrees north and south latitude. This is because there's a considerable portion of elevation in some places at the Equator (e.g., Nairobi, Kenya in Africa; Quito, Ecuador in South America). In both places, the daily mean temperature is about 12-15 degrees Celsius.

Also: much of the Equator on the sea.

An "Equatorial" climate is one where there is high humidity and warm (usually not hot) temperatures. The Heat Index for Equatorial places at sea level is usually very high, though.

you're just gettin silly. So I guess that youve given up arguing the case for your original post.

Looks like this goat got ripped a new a$$hole

I gotta side with Fnord here. I might not see eye to eye with him , but He is a voice of reason.

Me? Reason? I create my own reason.

Wonders if Velcro is the cause of all gravity……looolz

I love the bit about people at the equator are tall and thin….

Now with this pandemic, the governments of the world want everyone cleaned using the Vax brand of vaccume cleaner so they are not carrying germs.
Vax vaccume cleaners on the carpet setting will ensure all users are nice and sparklingly clean.

AntiVaxers are concerned that the cleaners could give long term damage to ones skin and have resulted in several deaths of younger people who have been sucked up, and frail older people where the Vax has ripped their skin off entirely!

Sticky Velcro with , handles for terrestrial bound beings ???

There now is a velcranization program going on to prevent people from flying out into space and many people are flying around up there unable to get back down and those who fly off have difficulty in breathing.
The velcranization program has not entirely been a 100% success as there have been a few deaths in rare cases with people who have been velcroed, as they used the full velcro spikes to save costs and if they had used the tips of the spikes which are safe, they would have avoided these deaths.
The newer versions of the velcranization also have not been that effective and there are calls for them to halt the program until they can alter it to make it work, but the big pharma industry works with governments and is making a fortune off the backs of the taxpayers (And some of them flew off into space when their money stuck to them and clogged up their velcro!), but as they are so blinded by cash, they are not interested in making their velcronization program safe.

Some of the anti-velcrers have faith in their bibles that it tells them not to take the velcro as it comes from the velcro beast in a sinister plot to take over the earth from the creator. They are not against velcro itself and would be willing to wear velcro suits, but they refuse to be injected with velcro.
The velcroners (As they are known as) have been brainwashed by the press which is controlled by the same people that own the big pharma and pull the strings in the governments, and have been persuaded into thinking that the gravity of the situation is entirely the faults of the anti velcroers, many of whom now call themselves "Pureskins", but they are dilluded as the fault is with them believing that their new velcro skin is the answer.
The "velcroers" have to go back to their health service every few months to get themselves declogged which earns big pharma more money, as if they don't get declogged their velcro is rendered useless against the earths gravitational pull.

Nonsense.

Actually...

Earth is flat. A round disk with the north pole at the center, and with Antarctica as an icy crust around the outer edge.

And what looks like gravity- pulling folks down to the earth is really the UP ward acceleration of the whole Earth itself.

The whole earth is just one big pizza pie going straight up. And not just moving, but accelerating up, at the rate of about ten meters per second every second. It gets faster and faster. And does so at the same rate as your high school physics teacher told you gravity pulls things down (ten meters per second per second). This constant accerlation upward of the surface we stand on is what pins objects and us down to the surface. Not some kind of "force" of gravity pulling us down. It just looks that way. Its really the whole flat earth moving UP.

Some of these posts (fly in the face of the theory of Velcro) support against the earths natural forces.
With constant upward forces of a flat earth, the necessity for Velcro seems less and less.

Just don't fall off the edge! That is why the Creator had to mke the edge so c-c-c-c-cold!

I thought it was 9.8?

Thats my point.

You dont need to invoke velcro. And velcro doesnt even conform to observation anyway. Not as well as my theory.

Which IS of course ...the TRUTH!

That we live on an accelerating pizza.

Further...

The pizza is moving upward relative to us who live (as one of its toppings).

But it is actually moving sideways. Sideways across a cosmic room because God threw the Pizza around the date of creation six thousand years ago.

It will eventually hit the face of God himself. And that will be the Apocalypse. The end of the world.

With cheese?