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12 May 2022, 8:48 am

. . . that the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.



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12 May 2022, 8:53 am

. . . that I had been referred to him because I had delusions of grandeur, and told me to start from the beginning.

So I said to him, "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth . . ."



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12 May 2022, 8:56 am

. . . that I was referred to him for my messianic complex.

So I sayest unto him, "We all have our crosses to bear."



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12 May 2022, 9:02 am

. . . that I was cured.

Her exact words were, "There is nothing more I can do for you."



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12 May 2022, 9:09 am

. . . that my job as a waiter was not respectable.

I told her, "At least it puts food on the table."



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12 May 2022, 9:13 am

. . . that not everyone knows me.

This was after I had said, "Everyone hates me."



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12 May 2022, 9:19 am

. . . that I use humor to keep people from getting to know me.

I just laughed at her.



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12 May 2022, 9:21 am

. . . after 12 years of therapy, something that brought tears to my eyes.

"No hablo ingles."



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12 May 2022, 11:56 am

...that I had a multiple personality disorder. We all unanimously disagree.


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12 May 2022, 11:58 am

...that i needed to try to see things from other people's perspective.
Other perspectives???


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12 May 2022, 11:59 am

... that it is wrong to stab medical profe..........


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12 May 2022, 12:00 pm

...that I was a kleptomaniac.
Sheesh..and it was only a stupid paperweight and I didn't even like it.


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12 May 2022, 12:01 pm

... that I'm too informal and could I please get out of his lap.


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12 May 2022, 12:03 pm

...that I had Tourette's.

The f***ing little wh**** ! 8O


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12 May 2022, 12:05 pm

... that when he said "Take a seat" he didn't mean...


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12 May 2022, 12:06 pm

...that she valued honest criticism.
Next minute she's crying. Really?


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