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FleaOfTheChill
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13 Jun 2024, 8:38 pm

Look how long I kept this idiot talking about bears

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13 Jun 2024, 11:29 pm

at least i never killed anyone. this was a real life punchline to a real life political joke, made by texas governor john connally.

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23 Jun 2024, 1:33 pm

"....I'm calling it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'." It's been done, I told him.

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23 Jun 2024, 7:39 pm

"zat is wen you face rook rike you @$$."

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23 Jun 2024, 7:41 pm

Because it was following the chicken.

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23 Jun 2024, 8:11 pm

"every 'thing' goes better with coke."

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