Scenes We'd Like To See (based on Mock the Week)

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Don't you find assembly boring? Oh, whatever about assembly, just go home!

"We really cannot stress how important it is for you to be studying for your exams in June. That's right. If your results are bad, it makes the school look bad. And more importantly, it makes me look bad!"

Good morning everyone. I am feeling very lazy today so I'm going to go on Big Brother. I'm leaving you in charge.

Now... regarding to the money illegally spent, the figures are...

"The school is now a Business and Enterprise college. But guess what? I don't give a f***!"

Congrationaltions to (insert your name here) for creating a computer virus and destroying all the computers.

Now the next topic is...

Unlikely lines to appear on a TV show

My response:
If you have been affected by any issues raised in tonight's programme, then you must be mentally ill.

The following images can be very disturbing and are not suitable for children, or adults acting like children.

Half the lines from the movie Network would qualify here, actually.

And now on BBC 2, your television will explode... BOOM!

And now on Five it's time for Fifth Gear, a show which has failed to realise that most cars have six gears nowadays!

"In the next episode of Hell's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey cuts his f***ing finger!

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