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That's awesome Jetfox!

What else weird stuff do I do


Food: eating


It had been a long week for us all and Zack decided that a trip to Razor Rocks was just what we needed, but here I sat still eating with my human timer.

Xemnas: You still eating it has been 20 minutes now, Roxas and Axel's whining is driving me up the wall!

D.C.: Be patient I eat slow.

Xemnas: I know we're all ready but you.

D.C.: *flips him off*

Xemnas *sighs and goes away, then returns with my DS*

D.C.: I've been looking for that! *points at DS* And what are you doing with my headphones?

Xemnas: Less talking more eating.

20 minutes later

Xemnas: *dies again on the last fight of RR against his heartless* You done yet?

D.C.: Not yet.

Xemnas: Well I'm frustrated *goes and gets PSP which is mine*

D.C.: So how much stuff of mine do you have?

Xemnas: Shhh.

30 minutes later

Roxas: *comes running in* You done yet, we're losing daylight.

D.C.: No.

Roxas: *takes the plate* Thanks then.

D.C.: What!? That was mine!

Roxas: *puts plate in fridge* You're taking to long, now come on.

D.C.: *growls and rips her possessions away from Xemnas*

Xemnas: Hey! *chases me outside*
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i really do eat slowly, me and my family joke that my food is digesting as i eat.

xemnas confiscates my stuff when he gets bored but he mainly goes after my handhelds and headphones.

and RR is reverse rebirth, riku's story in chain of memories. he can't beat his own heartless.

Oh the lovely electronics

Game systems: PSP
Xehanort's Heartless is sitting on a couch looking at my PSP.

X.H.: There's that useless device D.C. burns hours on why would anyone want to play it. *reaches for psp* I wonder why she gets so hooked on it? *turns on PSP* Decent graphics looks like she was playing “Brotherhood of the Blade” last. I better find out what's so addicting about this.

1 hour later

X.H. is hooked on the game.

Allen: *walks in and sees X.H. playing my PSP* Hey as*hole!

X.H.: *is oblivious*

Allen: He's completely oblivious to…

X.H.: Damn it! *throws PSP at Allen and hits him in the head X.H. then storms off.

Allen: A… little… help… please.

One bag of Cheetos later.

X.H.: *walks back in, picks up the psp, sits down, and continues playing after a few minutes X.H. notices Allen lying on the floor* Hey how did you get down there?

Allen: *gets up and glares* I don't know all I remember was a PSP hitting my head.

X.H.: How did that happen?

Allen: Oh gee I wonder. *storms off*

X.H.: Damn it! *throws PSP at Allen again and storms off*

Allen: X.H. I'm going to murder you in your sleep one of these nights!
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a really old skit that was intended to be a comic but never got made, so i converted it from script to skit form and i had to make some corrections on xehanort. i made this before kh2 so he was still ansem.

oh and these two fought all the time before but since then allen has been removed from the cast and xeha no longer lives in the house.

also the allen mentioned is from escaflone the movie and not the anime.

oh one more thing i'm not sure if i can make any new skits, i got zero sleep last night and i'm nearly to tired to think.

What exactly happens in Black Ink


Xehanort's heartless: light

It's an unusually quiet day in black ink X.H. a.k.a Xehanort's Heartless is pecking around a door well wondering whether the workers are going to scare him with flashlights like always but only spies Zenith across the room.

X.H.: [Hmm, no need to scare me today?] *walks over to zenith* so where are Zoey* and Mat*?

*Zoey [Zoicite from Sailor Moon]

*Mat [Malicite from Sailor Moon]

Zenith: I sent them out to find parts for me.

X.H.: *raises an eyebrow* Your supply room is full.

Zenith: Yeah I know, I just needed some peace from them.

X.H.: *snickers* You lost your patience again. So why are you looking at a magazine full of light fixtures?

Zenith: I'm getting tired of the lighting in here so I've decided it's time for a change.

X.H.: You mean like normal lights?

Zenith: Yes.

X.H.: *twitches* With light bulbs?

Zenith: I'm sure there is no other kind of normal lights.

X.H.: *spazzes and jumps on Zenith* For the love of darkness no! I'll be stuck in the closet for the rest of my life!

Zenith: For crying out loud they make bulbs florescent now, get off me!

X.H.: They do?

Zenith: Yes, it's some kind of energy scare or something. Now off before I send you straight to The Void.

X.H.: *gets off* Oh, well have a nice day then. *walks away like nothing happened*

Zenith: Sometimes I wonder why I continue living here.
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ok first off black ink is a business run by zenith where he makes weapons [no specific kind can be bio or metal] i actualy did build black ink in the sims but a picture really isn't neccesary. black ink is a glossy black metal plated building that's a rectangle shape.

another thing is xehanort's fear of light comes from being killed by sora or well light from kingdom hearts. so he already died but was resurected by the planet Crossroads [the place where this world resides]. it's basicly a barren desert on the surface but it has an energy core inside that is mainly used for power [no other uses have been recorded so far].

but anyway xehanort is fine around floresents but hates normal light bulbs and he will hide in a closet in the storage area of black ink if he sees one, but other then that he ain't to bad.

What else weird stuff do I do

Obsessing: Xemnas


D.C.> and Xemnas are sitting on the couch with nothing to do since the power is out and the handhelds are dead.

D.C.: So when does the power turn on?

Xemnas: You look like your going to have convulsions stop rocking like that.

D.C.: And do what?

Xemnas: Well I got some questions... like what is the real reason I'm top fav anyway?

D.C.: Why ask? You have the top spot so why does it matter?

Xemnas: You have to have a reason, you have a reason for everything.

D.C.: Well I liked Xehanort first when he was still Ansem, but then he died and turned into Riku and you were the only thing left, and after the initial shock I had to have something to soften the blow.

Xemnas: Oh...

D.C.: Can you ask Larxene to...

Xemnas: Wait a minute! I have the top spot just because I was the only thing left!

D.C.: You look mad... *cowers* Well think of it this way at least I didn't flip out that you stole Narcy's hairstyle.

Xemnas: My hair has nothing to do with this!

*power comes on*

D.C.: Power is on bye-bye. *runs away like the roadrunner*

Xemnas: Get back here, I will not exist as a failsafe for you!

Zexion: *walks up* Could be worse, I've been hated ever since I showed up on the Gameboy screen.

Xemnas: *grumbles and makes a mental note to get revenge*

*power goes out again*

D.C.: NOOOOOooooo!! !! !! !! !! !
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brand new and right off the top of my head.

power is out so xemnas decides to find out the real reason he is top fav, and the reason is 100% true. i was trammatized when xehanort turned out to be riku that i panicked and a week or so later i picked up xemmy as a failsafe kinda like a security blanket. he obviously does not approve.

We really need out of that house sometimes.

Ripley's: what is this?

The gang all decide to go hang out at Ripley's for the day and the first thing they come to is the hanging faucet which catches Xehanort's eye.

Xehanort: What is holding it up anyway?

D.C.: Watcha looking at?

Xehanort: This do you know what holds it up?

D.C.: Do you really want me to tell you?

Xehanort: No, but a hint would be nice.

D.C.: OIk, the water in the barrel never rises.

Xehanort: *stares at barrel* Why?

X.H. walks over to us.

X.H.: A faucet hanging from nothing, but how?

D.C.: I could give you a hint.

X.H.: Shoot.

D.C.: Something IS holding it up.

X.H.: Not much of a hint. *leans on fence*

Xemnas walks over.

Xemnas: How the heck does that stay up?

D.C.: You want a hint?

Xemnas: Why because you have the answer?

D.C.: Do you want the hint.

Xemnas: I guess.

D.C.: Where is the water coming from.

Xemnas: Nope doesn't help.

Marluxia: *walks over and wraps and arm around Xemnas' neck* Hey that's the faucet that's held up by a clear pipe.

All three Xehanorts: *glare daggers into Marluxia then chase him all over the parking lot*

D.C.: The lesson here would be don't try and outsmart the xehanort's it just makes them mad.
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i love going to ripley's and this is actually based off a true story except it was me and my dad and he was the one giving hints and i was clueless as hell, marly was added in because i'm sure he would do thatif he got the chance.

by the way this is the ripley's in florida and possible the only good thing i saw in that state.

These skits are awesome!

thanks i got a few more done yesterday, but i've been messing with codes in kh2 and the models from the games too.
it seems like go from bored stiff to busy enough to burn myself out randomly.

There's some crazy things on the Internet

Parings: that can't be right.


A few days later Xemnas is surfing fan-fiction to find out just how many non-paring stories there are, if any.

So far the it's like 20% clean and 80% parings till he runs across something.

Xemnas: *jumps up slamming his hands on the desk* That can't be right, aren't there laws against stuff like that!

Sora walks by wondering what's up with Xemnas.

Sora: What's wrong now?

Xemnas: *points to screen* That right there.

Sora: *looks at screen and gets pale as a sheep* Oh that is wrong!

Xemnas: I know, who would pair up us!?

Sora: Could be worse you could be paired with Mr. Scared of light bulbs.

Xemnas: *punches in a new search* Can't get much worse, huh.

Sora: Oh my god! *walks away and passes out*

Xemnas: I guess he doesn't want to see the Sora\Roxas one.

Roxas: *walks up and leans on Xemnas* Maybe you should get on another site.

Xemnas: For once I agree.
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i think this might be my last paring one for a while cause after these three i'm a bit freaked out

the parings are
Xemnas\sora
xemnas\xehanort's heartless
and sora\roxas
i'm not sure if you can get much worse then these.
i actually did want to believe the first two are real till i found proof.

We really need out of that house sometimes.


Ripley's: Open damn you

Down in the basement Vexen has spotted a fence wonder how it opens.

First he turns the handle but it just keeps on turning with no result.

Vexen: Well that doesn't work.

So he looks on both sides for a latch but finds none.

Vexen: Are they sure it opens? *grabs the fence and rattles it*

Nothing happens.

Vexen: *gets angry and starts shaking the fence*

Larxene walks by pushing down one of the poles making the fence open and Vexen crashes on the ground.

Vexen: one of these days Larxene, one of these days! *shakes fist in anger*

We really need out of that house sometimes.

ripley's: spin dry


after messing with everything the crew go to head out through a rotating tunnel.

D.C.: *walks through and falls* opps, ouch!

Xemnas: *looks over at me trying to stand up when the surface I'm on is flat* what the hell is wrong with you know.

D.C.: very funny *falls again* now you try and walk through here!

Xemnas: so you need me to teach you how to walk now, *steps in tunnel and falls* the hell!?

Axel: Xemnas you ok, *steps in tunnel and falls on xemnas*

Xemnas: axel off now!

Axel: *is laughing to much to move*

*Marluxia walks in and takes a moment to laugh at the scene then walks in and falls on axel*

axel: marly... off... now... to heavy.

Marluxia: I'm not that heavy!

Xemnas tries to crawl out till X.H. joins the group.

Finally Xehanort himself walks in.

Xehanort: don't you guys know that the tunnel is playing tricks on your mind, just hold on to the rail and walk out.

The rest in the tunnel do as Xehanort says and get out to joing the others.

Xehanort: i can't believe they were fooled that easy. *Steps on platform and falls on the rails* ah hell.

We really need out of that house sometimes.


Ripley's: Taking pictures


Still in ripley's Xemnas has found himself into a odd predicament, there is a man in front of him who has been taking pictures of something nonstop.

Xemnas: [I should just go he probably won't even notice me, but that's rude.] *growls and walks over to another display*

He only stands there for a minute before someone joins him with a similar predicament.

Dart: How long will that person stand there and blast the wall with magic? Because we need to pass through that hall.

Xemnas *raises an eyebrow* [Magic?] What who is using their powers now. *looks around at his group puzzled*

Dart: *points* That man over there.

Xemnas: *turns to see the guy taking pictures* he's just taking pictures.

Dart: What kind of magic is that.

D.C.: *walks over* Xemnas haven't you realized he's fake yet?

Xemnas: He's fa... ke... I knew that.

D.C.: ri...ght. Oh hi Dart! *walks away*

Dart: Hi... how does she know me?

Xemnas: Oh god only knows with her.

Dart: Well I'm sure Soa does know I guess.

Xemnas: *does the crazy motion with his finger and walks away*

Albert: What did that mean? Does he want the dragoon spirits?

Dart: Hmm... I don't think so or he'd be fighting us right now.

Meru: Good thing cause from the look of him you'd be slaughtered.

Albert: I would not! *glares*

Dart: She's right he might be a wingly.

Albert: Oh, darn.
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ok explaining time, new guys or well new to the the skits are the legend of dragoon team, if you never played the game much of this won't make sense.

so for those that have no idea. they live in the past so camaras don't exist yet, xemnas has silver hair which is the same as all winglys a powerful race that can kill humans easily. they may be able to take on xemnas but meru is sorta giving him a warning. also soa is their god and i'm sure that phrase hasn't been said in their time yet. dragoon spirits are basicly spheres so xemnas doing the crazy motion [twirling your finger next to your head] looks like he want's the dragoon spirits to them.

and the guy taking pictures fooled me too.

sleep: insomnia

it has been three nights since D.C. has slept and with the combanation of a haunting on discovery channel she has gained a strange fear.

D.C.: *is walking down the halls looking around rapidly*

Axel: *walks by and D.C. grabs his arm*

D.C.: Where is he?

Axel: Who?

D.C.: Xemnas.

Axel: Oh he's in the living room.

D.C.: *nods and walks into the living room where Xemnas is discussing about some new residents*

Xemnas: Ok I don't have to tell you this place is a bit weird.

Rose: We know weird, we can handle it.

Shana: We were born from the fruit of a giant tree, apparently.

Xemnas: Your teasing right?

Albert: No it's a whole conspiracy involving a divine tree and a destructive god named Soa.

Xemnas: *stares at him blankly* Then you should fit in just fine. I knew a guy who once fought giant flaming electrified babies.

Dart: ... wow that's odd.

Albert: What does electrified mean?

Xemnas: You'll learn when the bills come in.

D.C.: Xemnas!! !! *screams in terror and runs back down the hall*

The rest: *just stare unblinking*

Xemnas: O...k, there is a lesson in that. Don't combine obsession with horror and insomnia.

Dart: Does that happen often?

Albert: Is she alright?

Xemnas: yes and yes.
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based on a true story i lost alot of sleep once and was watching a haunting while thinking of xemnas and became terrified of him. at the time it was a scary time for me, but now it's just a skit and since i'm on different pills i can sleep normally.

Food: wheat

Now this has been almost her whole life but for D.C. it is an ongoing problem with eating wheat and getting sick, but she still tries to get a little bit every day.

D.C.: *is eyeing up a cake left on the table* Mmm... *looks around then runs for it*

D.C.\ gets to the cake and takes off the lid feeling victory not to far away, she looks around again then goes for a plate, but when she comes back Xemnas has gotten there first and has trapped the cake under the lid again.

D.C.: Not fair Xemnas you're way stronger then me, now off it's been at least 4 days.

Xemnas: Like I didn't see you snatch those cookies yesterday, be patient and wait.

D.C.: But it's chocolate, and it looks so good. Besides I feel fine. *sniffles a bit*

Xemnas: Right... you're not getting any of this, I'm not going to be the one having to care for you when you get sick again. *picks up the cake and puts it in a locked cupboard that he made for this exact problem*

torch: *comes walking in* Hey Xemnas, give her one slice.

Xemnas: She'll get sick again.

Torch: *whispers something to him*

Xemnas: Oh ok, you can have one slice, but nothing more for a week. *puts cake on the table and gives me one slice*

D.C.: *is sceptical but eats it anyway* Wait what kind of cake is this? *after one bite*

Xemnas: *grins* Chocolate and cherry.

D.C.: I knew it had hickeys* in it.

Torch: Told you she wouldn't eat it.

D.C.: You do know I hate you now right.

Torch: Used to it. By the way no wheat for 7 days.

Xemnas: What over one cake!?

D.C.: Yes. *hands him the slice and walks away*

Xemnas: *chases* You can't hate me the world would lose order.

D.C.: Well tough!

After 7 days Xemnas was actually forgiven for that but Xemnas was forced to buy pizza as punishment.

*hickeys: small chunks of fruit that i never eat.
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wow it's been forever since i last made one of these, my excuse is viruses on my compy, 7 trojan horses and 1 rootkit. that and no ideas.

anyway this is my biggest problem that i have to date, and xemnas is my food regulator but wheat isn't the only thing. my allergy list is a mile long but wheat is the worst on me.

so i figured why not turn it into a joke for torch and xemnas to pull on me.

i gotta think of more stuff but it ain't easy when the story was made several years ago.