Asperger Fraternity

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Okay, I've been off doing some hard work and I've found us a Frat House that's just recently come on the market. I've come to know it affectionately as "The AS Hole"



Now comes the most important time in AS House's history. The not-so-secret naming of the pledges.

I have thought long and hard about this. Here are your AS House code names:

Astarael: Volvo
Sophist: Walnut
Namiko: Peppersteak
AS_Interlocking: Walmart
CDRhom: Frisbee
Neuroman: Q-Ball
McManager: Whopper
Larval: Upchuck
Sean: Wetwipe

I welcome the pledges for 2006. May your asses be swallowen by many paddles.

A fraternity - something more along the lines of the Freemasons rather than US-model education related groups. I would call us The Order of the Silver Polygon. Our sacred rites would include lots of pom-poms and funny hats.

And cussing. Don't forget the cussing.

The secret handshake is a very limp one, accompanied by a dead fish face.

could we incorporate some gratuitous flapping as well?

Or some almost-bowing rocking motion as well. This is getting too complicated.
Let's all wear hats with red pom-poms!

We should name it pi pi pi, and I need a nickname!

It should be Alpha Omega in the end.

I think the best design makes for the best motivation in the team.
My vote is for Omega Chi. With one Omega surrounded by four chi's

..... chi
chi omega chi
......chi

Actual Symbols^
How do we pass the initiation to join?

Your not-so-secret Asperger Frat nickname is now: Salmongutter




You must collect all five of the mystic seeing-stones scattered by Olloman in the before times, across the farthest reaches of the globe. You will encounter giant sea serpents, flaming dragons, internet trolls, Bill Gates and many other horrors. There is a good chance you won't make it. Please leave $20 in burial money at the front desk of AS House.

Oh, but for everyone else, you can just have your asses paddled for initiation.

Enjoy your quest