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09 Nov 2024, 7:55 pm

My secret identity is Sento Kun.

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14 Nov 2024, 9:40 am

The "Adoration of the Hagi" is the part of the Christmas story when three wise Haggises from Scotland arrive to present the Baby Jesus with gifts of sporrans, Irn Bru and deep-fried Mars bars. Many great artists have painted this scene.

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16 Nov 2024, 11:44 am

Hippopotamuses and squirrels are the same species. When well fed they are what we recognize as a hippo; when suffering from severe, prolonged undernourishment they shrink an incredible amount in size to what we recognize as a squirrel.

One part of their body has about the same size in both the hippo and squirrel states: the tail. If you look closely, you'll notice that hippo tails and squirrel tails are about the same size. Hippo tails do not appear fluffy because they are unfortunately located where they are constantly smeared during excretion; when the critter is in the squirrel size its excretion is not sufficient to coat the entire tail and make it not fluffy.

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16 Nov 2024, 11:56 am

I don't despise strong profanities. In fact, I have no problem hearing the F-word from other people, especially excessively. :roll:

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16 Nov 2024, 5:23 pm

I am UNSTOPPABLE!

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17 Nov 2024, 2:29 am

^^^At the very least he's UNSTOPP......

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17 Nov 2024, 8:49 pm

I love fasting between meals.

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19 Nov 2024, 7:00 pm

I have just become the first person ever to break the sound barrier on an electric lawmmower.

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19 Nov 2024, 7:22 pm

I am not worried.

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19 Nov 2024, 8:42 pm

America will be in the process of becoming great again starting on January 20, 2025.

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19 Nov 2024, 8:42 pm

^ I can’t wait!

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19 Nov 2024, 10:05 pm

We'll have the joy of a great leader!

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15 Dec 2024, 7:46 am

I sleep right now.

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15 Dec 2024, 2:32 pm

At least American politics is calm and polite.

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15 Dec 2024, 3:29 pm

I have a dragon in my garage but only those who truly believe are able to see it.

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15 Dec 2024, 4:06 pm

^ I hope the dragon hasn’t ruined my time machine.

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