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More occult books.

A place for sensitive weasels like me.

A transporter....just like in Star Trek.....,if they can do it with high energy Colliders...? then why not me .?

magnaplanar tympani IVs and a monster amp to drive them.

A Kinks T-shirt and a sturdy umbrella.

a souped up air shotgun.

I wanna Hippabotumus for Christmas.....fah..la..la..la..dum.. dum..dee..dum..!

and a digital hippo might be interesting. no having to shovel up after it. speakers above are the aforementioned magnaplanar tympani IV speakers, the KINGS of all stereo loudspeakers.

riding on the shirt tails of Jakki, here below is the song, "I wanna hippopotamus for xmas"-

When I was small I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad
But the last time I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real mccoy
Father Christmas, give us some money
We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one
He's got lots of mouths to feed
But if you've got one I'll have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids on the street
Father Christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Have yourself a merry merry Christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' down your wine
Father Christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Father Christmas, please hand it over
We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed
Father Christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

A year's supply of chocolate Slim-Fast powder so I won't have to worry about breakfast and lunch. I'll look so much like a rock star this time next year that you will all fall to the ground.

Did I say Slim-Fast? I meant apple strudel.

An Outlaw Lazer Robo-geek.

As I said in another thread, I want a Shetland Sheepdog. Now that most of Dad’s side of the family consIder me persona non grata, the only thing that really loved me is a sheltie. I had one back in junior high, and Mom had to put her down, due to cancer, 2 weeks after we buried Dad, back in 1986. This dog was literally the only true friend I ever had. I’m now to the point I don’t trust most people, and stay locked in my apartment, and only come out to take out the trash, get my mail, go to church, and go to the doctor(s)(GP, endocrinologist, orthopedist, urologist, and nephrologist. (Although I should be seeing a psychologist, both Wellspan, UPMC, university of PA, and Penn State—Hershey have quite a long waiting list.)