“What the heck…?!” asked Sledge, as the flying blue TV set he watched the interview on flew away.
“My head…” said Zero as he slowly got up, rubbing the top of his helmet.
“I guess it’s over…” said Delia, looking around.
“EEP! I wouldn’t speak so soon, Delia…! The Mavericks are making off with your copy of Megaman X Collection!”
Delia turned around to see Storm Eagle running away with her copy of MMX Collection!
“What?! How dared he!” said Delia, before covering her mouth.
“Darn it people, fix your voice boxes!” said Zero grumpily.
“We’re trying!” said Sledge, holding a hand to his throat. “Our creators must be sadic or something…”
“SADISTIC!”
“Give us a break boss! IRA’s isn’t proficient in good English!” said Snake.
“That’s it…!” growled Zero, picking up a rock.
The crimson Reploid pulled his three underlings together, and began doing something with the rock! Gagging sounds could be heard, as a giant dust cloud covered up the four Hunters!
“Cough, cough… Hey…! My speech is normal again!” cried Delia.
“Mine too!” said Sledge, holding his throat.
“Commander, what did you do?” asked Snake.
Zero just stood still for a few moments…
“Uhhh… Now THAT is a SECRET!” said the crimson Hunter, laughing.
“Whatever. Let’s just get my copy of MMX Collection back.” said Delia, who ran after the Mavericks.
She, and the others chased after the Mavericks on the dark bluish grey ground, lit by a cloud covered blue and orange sky…
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…SCREW THAT!
“Huh?!” shouts Snake.
Lets make a bright blue sky with a big, happy smiling sun instead!
*FWASH!*
“Ahh, too bright! Too bright!” shouts Snake, covering his eyes.
“Narrator, have you lost it?!” asked Delia.
Yes I have! Now on to further experimentation! A pink sky, shining over a grassy plain with various types of exotic flowers will do!
*FWASH!*
“AAHHH!! ! I FEEL VIOLATED!” shouted Zero.
I feel asleep!
“Pink?! Oh no! I can’t be seen in pink!” said Sledge, looking around frantically.
The flowers of peace shall guide you through your wonderful journey of absolute pinkness! Watch as turn everything pink! EVERYTHING!
*Everything, and everyone turns pink.*
“Gaah!” shoutes Zero.
“Narrator, cut it out!” demanded Delia.
Embrace the pink my dear Delia! EMBRACE THE PIIIIIIIINK!! !
“I’M CALLING MY AGENT!” shouted Delia.
“Mister Anderson…” says a bastard faced dude in a tuxedo and shades from behind Delia.
“W-w-w-whaaat…?” she dares to ask.
“YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!” says a Borg drone who is suddenly in front of Delia.
“It’s Agent Smith and the Borg! We’re all gonna die!” exclaimed Snake.
“Not if I can help it!” says Zero, pulling out a big can of bleach (Clorox brand).
Zero refers to book called ‘Scientifically Impossible Color Changes for Dummies’ (part of the famous how-to book series), then plants the open container into the ground… Huh?! Everything is going black and white!
“Ah, no more gay pink!” said the crimson Hunter, breathing a sigh of relief.
Noooooooooo…
“Huh? Um, Sledge? Isn’t that my copy of ‘Restoring Color To A Colorless World for Dummies’?” asks Snake.
“Yes it is. Thank you for letting me borrow It.” replies Sledge.
“But I didn’t…”
“QUIET YOU! THE STARS ARE IN TWILIGHT!! !” shouts Zero, suddenly in Snakes face.
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !”
Sledge has somehow suddenly restored all the color to the world… Why…? And what the heck is Zero doing in a pink swimming ring, and scuba gear?
“COMMANDER! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!” pleads Snake.
“NOT UNTIL I GET MY CAKE! I’M PUTTING YOU THROUGH YOUR PACES UNTIL THEN!”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !”
“SWIM LESSONS, B***H! PADDLE, PADDLE, PADDLE!! !” shouted Zero, slapping Snake in the head every time he shouted paddle.
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“I have no idea what is going on over there.” said Gregory innocently, as he observed what the Maverick hunters were doing. Then he smelled something…
“Ooooooo, caaaaaaaaake!” he said, as he walks over to the conveniently placed cake he had been standing right next to for the last ten minutes.
By now, Snake is unconscious with many bumps on his head, and anime swirls in his eyes. Zero spots Gregory, then the cake… His mouth waters, and his eyes began turning as red as his armor…
“Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!” he grumbles…
08 Apr 2006, 1:43 pm
More SRC action is coming soon! And RRG, feel free to post that address.
