Fnord wrote:
GammaGeek wrote:
Have You Ever Been Called A ret*d?
Yes.
Paradoxically, the people who call me this are usually the ones whose false beliefs I've corrected.
Typical 3rd-grade example...
HE:
"If I stab you with this pencil, you'll get lead poisoning and die!"ME:
"No, I'd bleed a lot, and maybe die, but not from 'lead poisoning'."HE:
"You ret*d! Why do you think they call it 'pencil lead'?"ME:
"Because graphite was mistaken for lead ore before the advent of modern chemistry."HE:
"You ret*d. You're making that up!"ME:
"No, I'm not. Graphite is used in pencils, not lead. Look it up."HE:
"Look up the word 'fist', ret*d, after I get done pounding you with it!"<a physical beating ensues>
It better have involved you hitting him with a chair until he stopped twitching.
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