Worst song ever

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What do you think is the worst song ever?

Anything by Courtney Love	2%	[ 1 ]
Anything by Courtney Love	2%	[ 1 ]
The Macarena	12%	[ 7 ]
The Macarena	12%	[ 7 ]
Any Weird Al Yankovic song	0%	[ 0 ]
Any Weird Al Yankovic song	0%	[ 0 ]
All of the above	5%	[ 3 ]
All of the above	5%	[ 3 ]
Or. . .your choice	32%	[ 19 ]
Or. . .your choice	32%	[ 19 ]

Total votes : 60

sociable_hermit
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30 Aug 2006, 7:20 am

Any rap song which consists of nothing but boasting.

I'm rich
I have gold and diamonds
Fast cars and yachts and champagne
I'm tougher than anybody else
My childhood was rougher than anybody else's
I have more friends than anybody else
(and they run this neighbourhood)
Women love me, even though I treat them like sh-t
I have a machine gun
I'm well hung
I buy designer labels because I can't identify anything classy unless it has a name on it
and because I'm so stupid that I'll pay £500 for a pair of ripped jeans
I'm more talented than Einstein just because I can string some words together over a child's drumbeat
I have a huge ego
no sense of humour
and no taste.
I'm a gangsta rapper.

Yeah...... f*ck off.

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30 Aug 2006, 7:16 pm

Actually, according to humor columnist Dave Barry, the worst song ever is "MacArthur Park"

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30 Aug 2006, 9:29 pm

There was a song in the 80s by Jefferson starship. I think it was called Knee Deep In The Hoopla. The radio station my sister likes played it over and over and over. I grew to hate it. If I have to keep hearing a song over and over this often happens.

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31 Aug 2006, 9:08 am

Almost everything on the pop charts these days, ufortuntely. Anything by Pussycat Dolls, Black Eyed Peas, Fifty Cent, Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, the list goes on and on.

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05 Sep 2006, 6:44 am

sociable_hermit wrote:

I'm rich
I have gold and diamonds
Fast cars and yachts and champagne
I'm tougher than anybody else
My childhood was rougher than anybody else's
I have more friends than anybody else
(and they run this neighbourhood)
Women love me, even though I treat them like sh-t
I have a machine gun
I'm well hung
I buy designer labels because I can't identify anything classy unless it has a name on it
and because I'm so stupid that I'll pay £500 for a pair of ripped jeans
I'm more talented than Einstein just because I can string some words together over a child's drumbeat
I have a huge ego
no sense of humour
and no taste.
I'm a gangsta rapper.

Wow...you should get a contract!

lae wrote:

There was a song in the 80s by Jefferson starship. I think it was called Knee Deep In The Hoopla.

It was called "We Built This City", though the album was titled Knee Deep In The Hoopla and that pearl of poetic genius is used in the lyrics. The group had also by this time shortened their name to just Starship. Incidentally I recall hearing of a recent poll that named this the worst song of all time so you're not alone in your opinion.

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08 Sep 2006, 9:27 pm

How could everyone forget the English One Piece theme song?

Oh, wait, I wish I could forget it...

"Yo ho ho took a bite of gum gum"

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08 Sep 2006, 9:42 pm

All Cumbia Villera songs.
The lyrics go something like this (translated):

Raise your hand if you want wine in a box
If you don't wave your arms you'll be raped
I can see your thong
I like butts

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13 Sep 2006, 12:48 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

There are much better songs to sing, than nasty songs about Minority Groups.

Hippies are a minority group now? Awesome, I'm half hippy on my mother's side. Where can I pick up my reparation money for the Vietnam War?

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13 Sep 2006, 6:07 pm

Some country songs that annoy me:
"I Got a Brand New Girlfriend"
"Achy-Breaky Heart"
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue"
"Have You Forgotten"
"Men"
"Goodbye, Earl"

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13 Sep 2006, 9:03 pm

"99 Red Balloons". An utterly pointless song to me but there are many, many more out there.

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13 Sep 2006, 10:29 pm

I'm sure you wouldn't think the song was pointless if you'd lived in Germany during the Cold War.

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14 Sep 2006, 9:18 am

Worst songs: Eveything by James Blunt

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16 Sep 2006, 3:19 pm

666 wrote:

I'm sure you wouldn't think the song was pointless if you'd lived in Germany during the Cold War.

You have a point there.

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16 Sep 2006, 3:25 pm

I like the Macarena! It's really stupid and it's bad music... but I used to have fun dancing to it.

Daddy Yankee on the other hand...

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16 Sep 2006, 10:31 pm

1. Muskrat Love....Captain & Tennille *barf*
2. Fernando....ABBA
3. I Write the Songs....Barry Manilow

....no wonder I'm the way I am today...being subject to stuff like this when I was a child.

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17 Sep 2006, 6:28 am

Barry Manilow...ugh, don't even get me started on that twit. What about "All By Myself" by Eric Carmen. Talk about emotion overkill!

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