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goldfish21
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14 Aug 2021, 4:39 pm

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I saw my first UFO after finishing off a pint of gin. I saw my second one after draining a quart of Kentucky bourbon.

I think there's a pattern here. Aliens seem to visit folks who are heavily intoxicated. Why? I don't know.


Lowered inhibitions makes for easier anal probing.


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14 Aug 2021, 9:10 pm

VegetableMan wrote:
I think there's a pattern here. Aliens seem to visit folks who are heavily intoxicated. Why? I don't know.


Gosh you missed your opportunity to point out that aliens particularly like rural areas where they can abduct hillbillies from their pickup trucks to stop them drinking moonshine and driving which is easily fixed by anal probing go and calibrate their lasers on a few cattle.