the Genie and the 3 wishes you most wish for

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what genie wishes do you want granted?
world peace and mutual love :heart: 15%  15%  [ 14 ]
perfect health for everybody :heart: 14%  14%  [ 13 ]
universal basic income for all :D 8%  8%  [ 8 ]
reform our criminal justice system :| 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
direct democracy for all! :bounce: 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
multi-gender personal bordello :heart: 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
new set of all-weather radial tires :D 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
implants of your choice :bounce: 1%  1%  [ 1 ]
a personal trainer/coach :idea: 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
every day to be christmas :santa: 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
plastic surgery :bounce: 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
unlimited fundage for life $$$$$$$ :D 11%  11%  [ 10 ]
free pizza for all! :chef: 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
a beautiful celeb to marry you :heart: 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
a mansion atop a hilltop with lake :D 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
your choice of fancy car :bounce: 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
your choice of perfect mate :heart: 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
a 100" 4k tv set :) 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
a $1 million audio system :dj: 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
free ice cream for all! :chef: 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 95

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04 Jan 2022, 4:52 am

For my current mind to travel back in time into my six year old self.

To have perfect knowledge, stkill, ability, talent etc in every undertaking.

A stop watch that stops time so that I could spend as much time as I want sleeping, without losing any time out of the day (which would also just happen to extend my lifespan).



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04 Jan 2022, 10:59 am

Want to change mine, to World Peace and perfect health for everyone, Undo all the damage in my life .


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04 Jan 2022, 11:10 am

I know I should say "world peace and mutual love, " but really, just give me sex, ice-cream, and money.


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04 Jan 2022, 11:22 am

I want to be physically and mentally healthy, have a painless death, same for my family and loved ones.



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04 Jan 2022, 5:07 pm

Selfish wish:

Bring back those who've passed on.
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1) Him
2) my dad
3) my grandmother
Restored to health and vigor of course


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04 Jan 2022, 5:13 pm

One wishes for deaths of loved ones, another wishes for resurrection of loved ones, I just wish for a here and now, life on earth, material pleasure, i guess i always think of myself first...immortality, yeah that would be nice, never thought about that one. Technically possible, or something close to it, in the next few centuries or so, if you believe the trans-humanists.


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04 Jan 2022, 8:02 pm

wants new plumbing for underneath the house, i live in. Now. world peace and great health for everyone.


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05 Jan 2022, 9:40 am

to be a "versatile" porn star and all-round virile guy, a stud.
to have a harem of both genders at my beck and call.
to have attractive people in general throwing themselves at me and hanging onto me.



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05 Jan 2022, 10:24 am

^ I thought you were religious? spiritual? all about the virtues of helping people,
First you sing the praises of Albert Schweitzer types, then you want to be like John Holmes (i could of said, Ron Jeremy, but hes not really a looker, i wouldn't want to be him, even if he is part-donkey.).
I thought, alteast i'm consistent and honest in my carnal desires. I don't much concern myself about' akashic records', I live in the material now.
Why is it that under every saintly person,their hides a sexual minotaur?
Hmmnn...Porn-star & Philanthropist = Pornanthropist?


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05 Jan 2022, 10:34 am

Sadly workers cease the means of production wasn't an option. :(


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05 Jan 2022, 10:37 am

And I thought I had a one-track mind.


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05 Jan 2022, 10:40 am

funeralxempire wrote:
Sadly workers cease the means of production wasn't an option. :(


UBI for all, same thing. :D



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05 Jan 2022, 10:57 am

txfz1 wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Sadly workers cease the means of production wasn't an option. :(


UBI for all, same thing. :D


Not really. UBI wouldn't result in democratically managed workplaces.


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05 Jan 2022, 6:06 pm

theprisoner wrote:
^ I thought you were religious? spiritual? all about the virtues of helping people,
First you sing the praises of Albert Schweitzer types, then you want to be like John Holmes (i could of said, Ron Jeremy, but hes not really a looker, i wouldn't want to be him, even if he is part-donkey.).
I thought, alteast i'm consistent and honest in my carnal desires. I don't much concern myself about' akashic records', I live in the material now.
Why is it that under every saintly person, their hides a sexual minotaur?
Hmmnn...Porn-star & Philanthropist = Pornanthropist?

my spirit still is a living soul, it is trapped temporally inside a hormone-ridden priapistic meat suit. i am not an angel. but i could start a trend at least of one person, IOW i could be the first porn star who wasn't a malignantly narcissistic user of people/ableist, that is their general reputation among normal folk in any case ["hollywood types" is what my folks euphemistically called 'em]. that is why i wanted the beautiful people to throw themselves at me of their own volition. i can dream, can't i? and i prefer the term "anthro-pornophister." 8)



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05 Jan 2022, 6:12 pm

How do you know,that once you became this porn stud, your personality wouldn't change? Dont they say power corrupts? Being very attractive is a form of power, and people who are worshiped and glorified for their appearance, like Hollywood actors and starlets, quite often end up being indulgent narcissists, even if they started out innocent and grounded. Personality is stable, and at the same time malleable. The type of "hormone-ridden priapistic meat suit" influences the brain and self-image.


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05 Jan 2022, 6:21 pm

World peace & mutual love tops my list.

Sadly, I am not allowed a voice to reach my goals.