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12 May 2022, 12:08 pm

... that I really needed to arrange to see a therapist.


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12 May 2022, 12:09 pm

... thank you for painting the sign on his door, but I should not have split it into two words "The rapist"


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12 May 2022, 12:11 pm

...that I needed to stop stalking her.
I think I need a new disguise.


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12 May 2022, 12:12 pm

... that arriving for our sessions in full bondage gear was upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.


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12 May 2022, 12:47 pm

...that leaving a stack of flyers in her waiting room for my sexual addiction self-help group was not an appropriate way of finding companionship.


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12 May 2022, 12:50 pm

... that the armed guards on either side of her were not a reflection of how she viewed my anger issues.


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12 May 2022, 1:18 pm

Radish wrote:
... thank you for painting the sign on his door, but I should not have split it into two words "The rapist"
My therapist told me that "Psycho The Rapist" is all one word.



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12 May 2022, 1:20 pm

Fnord wrote:
Radish wrote:
... thank you for painting the sign on his door, but I should not have split it into two words "The rapist"
My therapist told me that "Psycho The Rapist" is all one word.


Damn! I suspected there were three words not two. I forgot the psycho bit.


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12 May 2022, 1:26 pm

Radish wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Radish wrote:
... thank you for painting the sign on his door, but I should not have split it into two words "The rapist"
My therapist told me that "Psycho The Rapist" is all one word.
Damn! I suspected there were three words not two. I forgot the psycho bit.
(Try to find a copy of "Dibs, In Search of Self".  That is where I first read this joke.  Back to the topic . . .)

. . . that my former grief counselor had died.
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12 May 2022, 1:28 pm

...that Fnord is always watching. 8O


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12 May 2022, 1:30 pm

(Fnord never misses much in my experience ;-) )

... that there is someone looking over my shoulder.


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12 May 2022, 1:32 pm

...that I should not grieve too much over the friends and family I have lost along the way.

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And that maybe being a tour guide was a bad choice in the first place.



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12 May 2022, 1:35 pm

...that even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.

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I said, "Like when you push them down the stairs?"



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12 May 2022, 1:37 pm

...that one man's trash is another man's treasure.

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I told her that it is still a horrible way to find out that you were adopted.



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12 May 2022, 1:39 pm

...that I needed to tend to my own needs more. So I relieved myself in his flowerpot, ate his lunch and screwed his secretary.
Apparently that's not what he meant.


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12 May 2022, 1:40 pm

...that I should not miss my father's sunrise funeral.

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I told her, "I am not a mourning person."