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27 Jan 2025, 11:46 pm

shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
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today i went to barnes and noble and the litterbox still code locked. what kind of bad and wrong things has anyone done inside a barnes and noble litterbox? and how does putting a code lock stop anyone? when i asked someone, she just told me the code. she didn't demand a receipt.

plenty of merchandise at safeway and cvs and home depot are behind lock and key. it's so f*****g inconvenient to find the one person with the key and ask them to unlock some s**t.


Why do you call the bathroom a litterbox?


"litterbox" sounds better. besides, some bathrooms do not even contain bathtubs. and "restrooms" are not really to "rest".


I'm surprised you don't call it the pisser or the shitter, given the purpose of the room.


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30 Jan 2025, 8:46 pm

in the area where i live and the area where i work, there are not enough public litterboxes and sometimes i have to urinate in the bushes. sometimes ass holes have the nerve to threaten to physically injure me for urinating or otherwise i don't urinate somewhere b/c too many idiots loitering around.

where i work, plenty of homeless loitering around in the bushes and i'm just so f*****g scared they might physically injure me as punishment for urinating on "their" turf. (they mark their territory with urine, like wild animals.)



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30 Jan 2025, 10:29 pm

shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
where i work, plenty of homeless loitering around in the bushes and i'm just so f*****g scared they might physically injure me as punishment for urinating on "their" turf. (they mark their territory with urine, like wild animals.)


Good old USA eh..


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30 Jan 2025, 10:38 pm

besides, i am FTM and the mens litterbox has fewer toilets than the womens litterbox, so i often have to wait for annoying lil dipshits to take their time in the litterbox before i even urinate. s**t. sometimes they are on the litterbox talking on the phone and playing music and they take 25 minutes and they bark @ me if i knock on the door. (rolls eyes). "free speech" taken too far.



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25 Mar 2025, 4:35 pm

Today someone came to work and removed the code locks from the door

Thank Buddha



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27 Mar 2025, 7:39 pm

yesterday a woman asked me to unlock the litterbox for her. i tried to open it and it was locked, so i still had to use the code.

the mens litterbox was unlocked.

the "locks" themselves are still on the doors, but the doors do not require a code to enter.



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29 Mar 2025, 6:23 am

Why do you call it the litter box? Not that I mind of course.


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29 Mar 2025, 7:01 am

King Kat 1 wrote:
Why do you call it the litter box? Not that I mind of course.
Perhaps he uses cat litter at home because he doesn't believe in paying for water :lol:


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29 Mar 2025, 10:56 am

nick007 wrote:
King Kat 1 wrote:
Why do you call it the litter box? Not that I mind of course.
Perhaps he uses cat litter at home because he doesn't believe in paying for water :lol:


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Plenty of public bathrooms do not have bathtubs, so it is a misnomer to call them "bathrooms"

"Restroom" is also a misnomer because it is not really meant for "resting". That's what the "bedroom" is for

The bathroom is for littering, so I call it the "litterbox". I am 42 years old and not once have I heard anyone call a bathroom a "litterboxes". When I say "litterbox", almost nobody understands me. Even with context. ("The litterbox is out of order", I told four separate managers at home Depot. Only Javier understood. Aaron, bao, and Norman were like "litterbox?".

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29 Mar 2025, 9:53 pm

It seems the women's litterbox at work, still locked

Men's litterbox, no code. But the "lock" itself is still there so sometimes customers ask for the code

They put a note that said that the door is unlocked.

They should make all the litterboxes "employee only"