Bill Maher's Guide to G.A.M.E.

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Well, I know a woman who had cancer, and then had her breasts reconstructed. No nipples. She posed nude three times for my life-drawing class. I admired her perkiness and confidence, after all that she had suffered.

On the other hand--I have no admiration at all for the Kardashians.

I'm not sure you even understand the appeal of having a fun car if your big criticism is that you don't get many opportunities to go that fast on the highway.

Going fast in a straight line isn't really that challenging, so it's not very rewarding for most people. But, accelerating quickly, braking quickly and maintaining a lot of speed through corners tend to be rewarding even if you don't manage to reach top speed.

Roads having speed limits really doesn't interfere with the ability to enjoy your fun car when the road is empty. Speed limits are merely suggestions, your car will accelerate right past whatever number is written on the sign as though the sign didn't exist at all.

Beyond that, people who can afford expensive cars can also usually afford some HPDE time at the local track.

I don't doubt that there are some needledicks who buy performance cars just as a status symbol, but pretending like they're the average performance car owner is an admission of not being familiar with car culture or the people who participate in it.

It's like insisting basement dwelling cheeto-dust covered neckbeards are the typical Star Wars fan because those are the ones you're personally most familiar with. Yes, those guys exist but they're not representative of the typical Star Wars fan, they're just a fun stereotype that some people take too seriously.

Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth. Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

People do make a lot of judgments about women just based on their chest size or the clothes that they wear. Some women are naturally large-chested. An elder in my former church said that I needed to be more careful about what I wear than other women because I’m “a large-chested woman” and I was making things hard for the brothers - his words not mine. I don’t consider myself large-chested, and I was a very modest dresser. He made his daughter wear baggy clothes. The point is that people need to mind their own damn business. We should be able to wear whatever the hell we want without backlash from ignorant people. Obviously, we are all free to think what we want, but the stares, comments, etc. aren’t cool. It’s about boundaries.

Okay, I confess to being judgmental. Just because I want a car that is utilitarian and reasonably priced doesn't mean that people who want to spend a lot of money for a sports car are necessarily bad.