ME: Chat GPT, suggest me a short story idea.
CHAT GPT: I think you should write about a kitten who -
ME: - who unexpectedly becomes the Ascendant Warrior, uniting a team of heroes from across the Multiverse to combat a poorly-understood threat from another Multiverse. After an epic journey across the Ninety-Two Planets, during which she is transformed into a half-dragon princess with psychic power over small items of furniture, she -
CHAT: Um, dude? You all right?
ME: -then the love hexagon resolves itself violently during the battle with the Quantum Witches for the Time Police Headquarters. End of Part One. Of seven.
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You're so vain
I bet you think this sig is about you